A ninety year old man goes to the doctor for a check up. He tells the doctor that his beautiful 25 year old wife was pregnant with his baby.
The doctor says, "Let me tell you a story. A friend of mine was going hunting. When he got out of his pick up, he grabbed his umbrella, instead of his gun by mistake. He'd only gotten a few hundred yards when a grizzly bear appeared out of nowhere and started to charge at him. When he realized he had grabbed his umbrella, he panicked. He pointed the umbrella at the bear and yelled 'BANG!' and that bear just dropped over dead."
The old man thought about it for a minute and said, "No, that can't be right. Someone else had to be shooting at that bear!"
The doctor just nodded and said, "Exactly
2007-05-01 03:31:08 · 20 answers · asked by Little Miss Can't Be Wrong 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That was funny! I will tell it at work tomorrow.
2007-05-01 03:33:57 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
6/10
2007-05-01 14:59:40 · answer #2 · answered by Troubled 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
8/10
2007-05-01 11:08:37 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I give it an 8 out a 10
2007-05-01 10:35:38 · answer #4 · answered by bradster1200 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
9/10
2007-05-01 10:34:16 · answer #5 · answered by Ray2play 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
On a scale of 1 to 10, you get a 5.
2007-05-01 10:39:22 · answer #6 · answered by cidyah 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Chuckle. You just won a star. I like bears, so I can only give You 8/10
2007-05-01 10:34:41 · answer #7 · answered by Ashleigh 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Its pretty funny, 7 out of 10.
2007-05-01 10:33:52 · answer #8 · answered by Lauren J 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Amusing.
2007-05-01 10:36:51 · answer #9 · answered by Emily 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha really funny i will give that a 100/100 seriously,plus i will tell my friends at skl 2moro they are going 2 laugh...
2007-05-01 12:13:50 · answer #10 · answered by sweet wun 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋