Mr Honda, of the Honda Motorcycle Corporation, died and went to heaven
for judgment.
At the gates, St. Peter told Mr Honda, "Since you've been such a good
man and your motorcycles have changed the world, your reward is, you can
hang out with anyone you want in Heaven." Mr Honda thought about it for
a minute and then said, "I want to hang out with God. I have a question
for Him."
St. Peter took Mr Honda to the Throne Room and introduced him to God.
Mr. Honda then asked God, "Aren't you the inventor of women?"
God Said, "Ah, yes. Indeed I am".
"Well," said Mr Honda, "Professional to professional, you have some
major design flaws in your design;
1- There's too much inconsistency in the front-end protrusion.
2- It chatters constantly at high speeds.
3- Most of the rear ends are too soft and have excessive wobble.
4- The intake is placed way too close to the exhaust.
5- Plus the monthly down time and aggravation are outrageous, and I
don't even wanna start talking about the maintenance cost
2007-05-01
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