Mr Honda, of the Honda Motorcycle Corporation, died and went to heaven
for judgment.
At the gates, St. Peter told Mr Honda, "Since you've been such a good
man and your motorcycles have changed the world, your reward is, you can
hang out with anyone you want in Heaven." Mr Honda thought about it for
a minute and then said, "I want to hang out with God. I have a question
for Him."
St. Peter took Mr Honda to the Throne Room and introduced him to God.
Mr. Honda then asked God, "Aren't you the inventor of women?"
God Said, "Ah, yes. Indeed I am".
"Well," said Mr Honda, "Professional to professional, you have some
major design flaws in your design;
1- There's too much inconsistency in the front-end protrusion.
2- It chatters constantly at high speeds.
3- Most of the rear ends are too soft and have excessive wobble.
4- The intake is placed way too close to the exhaust.
5- Plus the monthly down time and aggravation are outrageous, and I
don't even wanna start talking about the maintenance cost
2007-05-01 20:04:42 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
worth a star?
2007-05-01 20:05:28 · update #1
Hmmmm, you do raise some good points" replied God, "Lets have a wee
look." God went to his Celestial super computer, typed in a few things
and waited for the results.
After a moment God said, "Well, it may be true that my invention seems
to be flawed, but according to these numbers, more men are riding my
invention than yours."
2007-05-01 20:07:56 · update #2
OMG that made me laugh so much....... frign hilarious i have to post that in like 10 places now.. (worth a best answer? lol)
2007-05-01 20:09:09 · answer #1 · answered by D4Ni3L 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice
2007-05-01 20:18:37 · answer #2 · answered by tre 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-14 08:09:31 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hi I s, That was a good one. Hehehehe.
A Friend.
Clowmy
2007-05-01 20:12:48 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha 10/10 put your spurs on and start riding
2007-05-01 21:49:39 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha
2007-05-01 20:09:56 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Giggle, very funny! xo
2007-05-01 22:58:57 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It is a funny one. I always liked it.
DE
2007-05-01 20:53:18 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao thats funnnnnnnnnnnnnyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
2007-05-01 20:17:16 · answer #9 · answered by Gina B 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol that is too cute, very funny
2007-05-01 20:09:51 · answer #10 · answered by misspoutine_15_2001 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋