All categories - 29 April 2007

Three rats are sitting at the bar talking bragging about their bravery and toughness.

The first says, "I'm so tough, once I ate a whole bagful of rat poison!"

The second says, "Well I'm so tough, once I was caught in a rat trap and I bit it apart!"

Then the third rat gets up and says, "Later guys, I'm off home to harass Ronaldinho!!

LOL

2007-04-29 08:00:22 · 12 answers · asked by G?ld?n ang?l 5 in FIFA World Cup (TM)

your head under the covers? I can if its really really cold~

2007-04-29 08:00:19 · 29 answers · asked by ♥fungirl♥ 5 in Polls & Surveys

i need a new hair cut i want one that is medium length with bangs and i need to find a site where its got a front veiw sade and back veiw! please help!

2007-04-29 08:00:16 · 1 answers · asked by allyson 1 in Hair

I have a professor who says one thing to me but then says another thing about me behind my back. Why this man gets to be a professor is beyond me. In other words, he is a two faced person. Any idea?

2007-04-29 08:00:02 · 17 answers · asked by desolate woman 2 in Religion & Spirituality

One day the housework challenged husband decided to wash his sweat-shirt. Seconds after he stepped into the utility room, he shouted to his wife, "What setting do I use on the washing machine?"

"It depends," she replied. "What does it say on your shirt?"

He yelled back, " University of Milton Keynes ."

And they say blondes are dumb!!

2007-04-29 07:59:35 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

there is this woman at work and she smells like chemicals and dog poo, b.o. and feet , she is my assistant and she sits neer me all the time
how can i tell her that she smells bad without getting firerd from my job ?

2007-04-29 07:59:32 · 20 answers · asked by dude 2 in Polls & Surveys

I will be spending 5 days in Washington/BC flying into Bellingham, and wanting to spend a couple days in both Vancouver and Seattle.

Should I rent a car in Vancouver or can I see most of the city by public transportation? Same with Seattle?

What about getting across the border with a US rental car? Would I be better off parking in the US and going across the border using public transportation? If I do take a rental car over the border what liscencing and permits do I need?

2007-04-29 07:59:27 · 4 answers · asked by Vultureman 6 in Vancouver

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2007-04-29 07:59:21 · 16 answers · asked by BrownieMonster 4 in Polls & Surveys

Can anyone help me please? i have recently (as yesterday) cleaned my guinea pigs hutch out with disfectant and i found out their hutch was so dirty that i was nearly sick!

2007-04-29 07:59:16 · 26 answers · asked by g.eaglen1 1 in Other - Pets

2007-04-29 07:59:11 · 18 answers · asked by KISSES 3 in Polls & Surveys

does anyone know if there is a legit company out there does cover everything and is better business approved and does pay in cash?

2007-04-29 07:59:03 · 5 answers · asked by princess 1 in Small Business

2007-04-29 07:59:01 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-04-29 07:58:55 · 1 answers · asked by mrspierce47 1 in Law & Ethics

2007-04-29 07:58:55 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I want the right answer to this my friends call me this but i want to know how to spell it and say itin spanish thats why i ask this question.

2007-04-29 07:58:27 · 8 answers · asked by Daniella D 1 in Languages

also, what's the reaction between sulfuric acid and sodium hydroxide?

2007-04-29 07:57:54 · 1 answers · asked by soccrrulz21 2 in Chemistry

What are some of Morocco's national "things" like birds, motto, tree, so on and so on

2007-04-29 07:57:48 · 3 answers · asked by Chad L. 1 in Homework Help

2007-04-29 07:57:45 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - News & Events

I mean real mathmatical astrology not the silly entertainment stuff published in the papers.

2007-04-29 07:57:41 · 11 answers · asked by Fluffy Wisdom 5 in Astronomy & Space

What were their names and did he have them all with (sp?) Daineria?

2007-04-29 07:57:40 · 2 answers · asked by Artemis The Cunning 2 in History

like wat sort things am gnna be able to do . i want to make cars n engines and all those things.. for sports cars.

2007-04-29 07:56:50 · 4 answers · asked by humeera_angel 1 in Engineering

i replied, " i have no electricity, and im fraid of the dark so i sleep here under the streetlight".
Anyone else in the same predicament?

2007-04-29 07:56:49 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Would any of you ever volunteer to be hypnotized for a show? Why? What would you like to do while under, and have you ever been hypnotized before? Thanks

2007-04-29 07:56:22 · 31 answers · asked by theclockking27 1 in Polls & Surveys

(Pick only ONE!) Why?

2007-04-29 07:56:18 · 34 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

Say terrible things about Rosie being a lesbian
and yet are ok with Republican Mary Cheney being lesbian and having a baby with a lesbian partner?

I'm not saying ANYTHING about WHAT Rosie says
in her points of view....but the lesbian issue as a whole...

The Republicans seem to be pretty down on the
fact that Rosie is a lesbian...so why do they shun Rosie
as a lesbian but not "pregnant by test tube sperm"
Republican lesbian Mary Cheney?

2007-04-29 07:56:07 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Politics & Government

There is like this reddish discoloration on all my plants and the glass. Did the guppies kill the Danios and if so why? They have been living together in peace for about a month. I am thinking of adding tetras to the aquarium now, will the guppies kill them?

2007-04-29 07:55:55 · 10 answers · asked by Land of The Free 2 in Fish

I have some scars and I need somethinug other than potatos

2007-04-29 07:55:55 · 3 answers · asked by D.J. cutie 2 in Other - Skin & Body

How do you keep calm when you are in an argument?
Or how do you maintain your composure under awkward circumstances?

Any suggestions?
Thank you!

2007-04-29 07:55:48 · 24 answers · asked by Asian Cutie 4 in Etiquette

2007-04-29 07:55:46 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in United States

2007-04-29 07:55:23 · 21 answers · asked by Silver L 1 in Religion & Spirituality