Three rats are sitting at the bar talking bragging about their bravery and toughness.
The first says, "I'm so tough, once I ate a whole bagful of rat poison!"
The second says, "Well I'm so tough, once I was caught in a rat trap and I bit it apart!"
Then the third rat gets up and says, "Later guys, I'm off home to harass Ronaldinho!!
LOL
2007-04-29 08:00:22 · 12 answers · asked by G?ld?n ang?l 5 in Sports ➔ Football ➔ FIFA World Cup (TM)
Ashkon:sorry but I dont look like a RAT!!
2007-04-29 08:09:57 · update #1
(entering your sence.....jumping on....oops i stepped on your 3rd mice ....) oops sorry for killing your mice i will replace your third mice with rabid rat for Ronaldinho ...ok ... i am so excited that i am entering 3rd level after i answer your question.... am catching up.... hey sorry about the third mouse....im scrapping the crushed mouse off my foot using zidane's teeth in his mouth
2007-04-29 19:49:57 · answer #1 · answered by Azzurri Man with Angelic Babe 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pretty good. Try this one: A guy comes home from work to find his wife in the bedroom packing a suitcase. He asks, "What are you doing?" She answers, "I'm moving to Nevada . I heard prostitutes there get paid $400 for doing what I do for you for free." Later that night, on her way out, the wife walks into the bedroom and sees her husband packing his suitcase. When she asks him where he's going, he replies, "I'm coming, too. I want to see how you live on $800 a year".
2016-05-21 06:24:58 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well then shouldn't the question be called "How tough are the three rats...?"
because there is a large difference between a mouse and a rat
so i'm sorta confused
btw
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
2007-04-29 09:08:23 · answer #3 · answered by Tony B 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Tough talkers are never actually tough at all.
2007-04-29 08:14:52 · answer #4 · answered by Mr. Bodhisattva 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
will ronaldinho harass george bush?
2007-04-29 09:37:51 · answer #5 · answered by KC 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
you're the third rat?
you know what they say about love.... for how much you love a person, you hate a person. and you really hate r10, so you also love him lots too!!
oh yea youre an angel.... please reduce inzaghi's forehead size..
2007-04-29 08:08:19 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Very funny indeed!!
2007-04-29 09:11:51 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Eeeek! Gross! Who would ever wanna do that?!?!
2007-04-29 10:33:12 · answer #8 · answered by ♀VANshee 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
those rats are really f*****g
2007-04-29 08:05:47 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahaha you funnny
2007-04-29 08:19:31 · answer #10 · answered by micho 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋