All categories - 29 April 2007

Walking down the street, a man is approached by a tramp who begs him for some money.
"Let me give you a drink" said the man.
"I don't drink," replied the tramp.

"Then let me give you a cigarette."
"No thanks, I don't smoke."

"How about this betting slip for the 2.30 at Cheltenham tomorrow?"
Again the tramp refused, saying, "I don't gamble."

Suddenly the man has an idea.
"Why don't you come back with me and I'll cook you a 3-course meal with all the trimmings?"
"Look," said the tramp. "Wouldn't be be just easier to give me the money."

"Maybe, but I want my wife to see what happens to someone who doesn't drink, smoke or gamble."

2007-04-29 10:11:32 · 48 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Did you hear about this large?
powerfully-built guy who met a woman at a bar. After a number of drinks, they agree to go back to his place. As they are making out in the bedroom, he stands up and starts to undress.

After he takes his shirt off, he flexes his muscular arms and says, "See that, baby? That''s 1000 pounds of dynamite!" She begins to drool.

The man drops his pants, strikes a bodybuilder''s pose, and says, referring to his bulging thighs, "See those, baby? That''s 1000 pounds of dynamite!" She is aching for action at this point.

Finally, he drops his underpants, and after a quick glance, she grabs her purse and runs screaming to the front door.

He catches her before she is able to leave and asks, "Why are you in such a hurry to go?"

She replies, "With 2000 pounds of dynamite and such a short fuse, I was afraid you were about to blow!"

2007-04-29 10:11:31 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

When I go to Mass several times a week I hear the priest give the Liturgy of the Word from different books in the bible. But from some of the answers I see here posted by Protestants regarding Catholics and the Church established by Christ Himself, it seems the only thing their preachers preach is hate and false information regarding the Catholic Church. Iam just curious.

2007-04-29 10:11:11 · 7 answers · asked by tebone0315 7 in Religion & Spirituality

2007-04-29 10:11:06 · 6 answers · asked by purplepants44 1 in Zoology

2007-04-29 10:10:44 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I am 13 and I was wondering how many calories I should be consuming a day.

2007-04-29 10:10:35 · 9 answers · asked by Laura B 1 in Diet & Fitness

2007-04-29 10:09:56 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Beer, Wine & Spirits

2007-04-29 10:09:55 · 12 answers · asked by 04SANDRY'S 1 in Politics

A box with a square base and open top must have a volume of 32,000 cm^3. Find the dimentions of the box that minimize the amount of material used.

How to find this? Steps?

2007-04-29 10:09:45 · 4 answers · asked by Dan 1 in Mathematics

Though no one has ever done it before, and it will never ever happen, it is possible.

Anyone know the answer??

2007-04-29 10:09:41 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Baseball

2007-04-29 10:09:07 · 5 answers · asked by 04SANDRY'S 1 in History

2007-04-29 10:09:00 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Mathematics

If you just HAD to lose one....You can get my pinky toe!

2007-04-29 10:08:39 · 16 answers · asked by D. 3 in Polls & Surveys

is he going to play at all?

2007-04-29 10:08:26 · 16 answers · asked by Alex 2 in Baseball

To build and pay for missions over seas and maintain the church>????

2007-04-29 10:08:17 · 16 answers · asked by Gypsy Gal 6 in Religion & Spirituality

Im having without bun no cheese. I need a recipe. Something easy to make and healthy. Im using 90% lean and bbq it myself. Is this healthy with a small baked potato and a salad.

2007-04-29 10:08:16 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Cooking & Recipes

hey guys!
my b-day is June 20th but i am like having
my party june 24 or 25 and i need some ideas like what
kinda themes it should be...to help u out.....my fav color is pink
ummmm kinda preppy, love jewelery and clothes....i am turning 13. i am inviting like 20 30 people like 15 kids will be there
and about party favors what should it be like the budget for a party favors is be 20 dollars what should i give out??
thx!! xoxoxoxoxoxo
lots of love!!

2007-04-29 10:08:15 · 7 answers · asked by *~kisses~* 1 in Entertaining

his weight/build is what i want. but im 5ft 10in, and dont know the equivalent weight i shud be. ne way of doin this? i heard its 5lbs for every inch for males, but am not sure

2007-04-29 10:08:14 · 1 answers · asked by mark m 1 in Diet & Fitness

The gapping on the spark plug?

2007-04-29 10:07:53 · 2 answers · asked by Julie n Jesse 1 in Motorcycles

its kinda warm outside so maybe a cold drink or hot dont matter to me dont like plain coffee i like different flaviors

2007-04-29 10:07:49 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Non-Alcoholic Drinks

2007-04-29 10:07:40 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Car Makes

I wanted to know what are some sayings in the 1980s that mean like "Yea" or "Lets Go".

2007-04-29 10:07:25 · 3 answers · asked by æd∆n 5 in Quotations

why did iroquois live in new york?

2007-04-29 10:07:21 · 7 answers · asked by i ask for knowledge 1 in History

By the way I would be wearing a suit made of aluminum foil and i would also have a large umbrella .

2007-04-29 10:07:09 · 7 answers · asked by Cardinal64 2 in Astronomy & Space

2007-04-29 10:07:06 · 6 answers · asked by Patsy 2 in Cooking & Recipes

i sometimes do lol

2007-04-29 10:06:54 · 19 answers · asked by Pinky 6 in Polls & Surveys

i heard it wwas made after the war, when us bombed japan....why did they make paper cranes? what was the purpose? what kind of paper cranes were they? was there writing on the paper cranes?

i am very curious please tell me....

2007-04-29 10:06:47 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in History

is it just me or do you find kilts rather grrrrrr sexy

2007-04-29 10:06:44 · 9 answers · asked by Magster 7 in Fashion & Accessories

It's leaning on its side in the yard and I was amazed to see it was still alive. There are some roots still in the ground but a lot are above ground. Is this something I can save?

2007-04-29 10:06:32 · 3 answers · asked by Theresa S 2 in Garden & Landscape

2007-04-29 10:06:29 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys