By the way I would be wearing a suit made of aluminum foil and i would also have a large umbrella .
2007-04-29 10:07:09 · 7 answers · asked by Cardinal64 2 in Science & Mathematics ➔ Astronomy & Space
If it weren't for the umbrella, you'd be doomed ! That umbrella saved your life !
You see, they have a safety feature built into all shuttle launches . . . moments before ignition, an orangutan is trained to spot any individual within the blast radius holding an umbrella. The orangutan swings down and snatches up the individual and saves them.
That's why NASA technicians all carry umbrellas, just in case.
Have fun!
(Come on folks . . . this answer HAS to be worth ten points!)
2007-04-29 10:22:03 · answer #1 · answered by Stratman 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I'm still laughing my *** off with the aluminum suit and umbrella deal. I love it!
To answer your question here's what would happen. First off you would have survived. A parade would be given in your honor. Massive amounts of money would be given to NASA. You would give very few interviews to the press and the public. You would probably have to punch Brian Sibrel in the face, again. And more importantly, you would in all likelihood be given the Medal of Freedom in the presence of all the surviving Apollo astronauts with these profound words--Welcome to the Apollo Space Program....
2007-04-29 10:27:24 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Screammmmmmmmmm
2007-04-29 10:15:27 · answer #3 · answered by redblade20xx 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
The human gene pool would take a step in the right direction.
2007-04-29 11:53:41 · answer #4 · answered by Nomadd 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
You would die. The details aren't that important, as to whether you would be vaporized by the heat, or merely blown away by such a strong wind that you would be pulverized upon impact.
2007-04-29 10:15:10 · answer #5 · answered by Renaissance Man 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Something very bad for you.
2007-04-29 11:17:21 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Nothing good.
2007-04-29 10:16:34 · answer #7 · answered by steve b 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋