Walking down the street, a man is approached by a tramp who begs him for some money.
"Let me give you a drink" said the man.
"I don't drink," replied the tramp.
"Then let me give you a cigarette."
"No thanks, I don't smoke."
"How about this betting slip for the 2.30 at Cheltenham tomorrow?"
Again the tramp refused, saying, "I don't gamble."
Suddenly the man has an idea.
"Why don't you come back with me and I'll cook you a 3-course meal with all the trimmings?"
"Look," said the tramp. "Wouldn't be be just easier to give me the money."
"Maybe, but I want my wife to see what happens to someone who doesn't drink, smoke or gamble."
2007-04-29 10:11:32 · 48 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I like that one 10/10 .
2007-04-29 10:15:16 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very Good
2007-05-07 04:05:45 · answer #2 · answered by lema10805 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha I don't drink smoke or gamble. I will have to change my ways.
2007-05-06 03:24:21 · answer #3 · answered by angela f 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you know you got starred!! Excellent!!! Now how do i start drinking???? since i really dont think that i want to pick up smoking or gambling!
2007-05-07 04:37:13 · answer #4 · answered by hottawarrior - win lose or draw 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's cool but I heard a joke just like this the other day.
2007-04-29 10:34:41 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i give this one a 10
2007-05-05 14:11:56 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL
Very funny! Well worth a star!
2007-05-02 12:07:44 · answer #7 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well done again Fidgerty, good job i smoke, ha ha.x
2007-04-29 10:16:33 · answer #8 · answered by newciderman 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
heard it b4 but still a good 1
2007-05-04 12:33:31 · answer #9 · answered by shirls4 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! lol! 10!
2007-04-29 10:15:30 · answer #10 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋