Did you hear about this large?
powerfully-built guy who met a woman at a bar. After a number of drinks, they agree to go back to his place. As they are making out in the bedroom, he stands up and starts to undress.
After he takes his shirt off, he flexes his muscular arms and says, "See that, baby? That''s 1000 pounds of dynamite!" She begins to drool.
The man drops his pants, strikes a bodybuilder''s pose, and says, referring to his bulging thighs, "See those, baby? That''s 1000 pounds of dynamite!" She is aching for action at this point.
Finally, he drops his underpants, and after a quick glance, she grabs her purse and runs screaming to the front door.
He catches her before she is able to leave and asks, "Why are you in such a hurry to go?"
She replies, "With 2000 pounds of dynamite and such a short fuse, I was afraid you were about to blow!"
2007-04-29 10:11:31 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GUFFAWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2007-04-29 20:51:26 · answer #1 · answered by hmmm.......... 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lmao 10/10
2007-04-29 10:16:17 · answer #2 · answered by TINYTI 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How long must this go on for having to hear the same joke on a daily basis. lmao
2007-04-30 08:56:47 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! lol! 10!
2007-04-29 10:16:10 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL good one 10/10.
2007-04-29 10:16:28 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG!! That's so funny! lmao
2007-04-29 10:30:13 · answer #6 · answered by lacala.girl 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
old joke but okay...
2007-04-29 13:08:26 · answer #7 · answered by dteacher1uk 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol. very good.
2007-04-29 10:28:22 · answer #8 · answered by no angel 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol. dammm.
2007-04-29 10:36:48 · answer #9 · answered by Q 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol.
2007-04-29 10:44:50 · answer #10 · answered by knd_ninja 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋