A man who was in his mid-forties just bought a brand new sports car, he was speeding along the highway, when in his rear-veiw mirror he saw sirens flashing.
The man thought to himself, 'Hmm, I should really test this car out' so he sped even faster down the highway.
With the cop car still pursuing him he thought 'This is ridculous, what am I doing?' So he decided to pull over.
The cop got out of his car, furious and said to the man, 'Right mate, it's Anzac Day, and I've nearly finished my shift, if you give me a bloody good reason why you were speeding, I'll let you go.'
The man thought for a moment then said, 'Just last week my wife left me for a police officer, I thought you were giving her back.'
The cop said, 'Alright mate off ya go.' And got back into his car and drove off.
2007-04-25
05:42:28
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