Good Reason for Speeding?

Question

A man who was in his mid-forties just bought a brand new sports car, he was speeding along the highway, when in his rear-veiw mirror he saw sirens flashing.
The man thought to himself, 'Hmm, I should really test this car out' so he sped even faster down the highway.
With the cop car still pursuing him he thought 'This is ridculous, what am I doing?' So he decided to pull over.
The cop got out of his car, furious and said to the man, 'Right mate, it's Anzac Day, and I've nearly finished my shift, if you give me a bloody good reason why you were speeding, I'll let you go.'
The man thought for a moment then said, 'Just last week my wife left me for a police officer, I thought you were giving her back.'
The cop said, 'Alright mate off ya go.' And got back into his car and drove off.

Answer 1

good one.... i might have to use that one when i drive!!!!

Answer 2

Great one, I have a friend that carries a roll of toilet paper in his car. When speeding down the interstate, and gets caught, he stops his car and runs into the woods with the toilet paper streaming in his hand. Waits a few minutes , goes back down to his car where the officer is waiting and explains he was just trying to get to the next exit. Same guy before this plan, was traveling with several other cars all going in excess of the speed limit, he is at the rear of the pack when a highway patrol officer pulls him over. He asked the officer why he stopped him, when all the cars were going the same speed, the officer replied" you were the only one that stopped."

Answer 3

Oy!!! That waas a funny yarn mate. Put another small child on the barbie, would ya, I've gotta go swimming with the sting rays!!Krikey I hope that I see a sting ray up close and personal.........

Answer 4

nice 1 i like it

Answer 5

like dat
v funny

Answer 6

good one

Answer 7

Good one! LOL

Answer 8

Haaaaaa, keeping the piece (of ........), lol

Answer 9

lol. that's a good one

Answer 10

lol...thats funny