All categories - 20 April 2007

A man boarded an aircraft at Heathrow and took his seat. As he settled in,he noticed a very beautiful woman boarding the plane. He realized she was heading straight towards his seat and bingo! She took the seat right beside him.

Eager to strike up a conversation, he blurted out, "business trip or vacation?"

She turned, smiled enchantingly and said, "Business. I'm going to the annual Nymphomaniac Convention in the United States".

He swallowed hard. Here was the most gorgeous woman he had ever seen sitting next to him, and she was going to a meeting for nymphomaniacs!

Struggling to maintain his composure, he calmly asked, "What's your business role at this convention?"

"Lecturer," she responded. "I use my experience to debunk some of the popular myths about sexuality."

"Really", he smiled, "what myths are those?"

"Well," she explained, "one popular myth is that African American men are the most well endowed, when in fact, it's the Native American Indian who is most likely to possess that trait.

Another popular myth is that French men are the best lovers, when actually it is the men of Greek decent.

We have also found that the best potential lovers in all categories are the Irish!"

Suddenly the woman became uncomfortable and blushed. "I'm sorry," she said, "I really shouldn't be discussing this with you, I don't even know your name."

"Tonto," the man said. "Tonto Papadopoulos, but my friends call me Paddy."

2007-04-20 04:05:34 · 17 answers · asked by Mrs Nemanja Vidic 2 in Jokes & Riddles

I have decluttered, depersonalized, have had the walls and ceilings painted, have had the carpets cleaned, have even brought down the price twice, will be bringing it down again. I really need to have my house sell, am going through a divorce, is there any help someome can give me in my dire situation? It is a 4 bedroom, 1/5 bath, three story house in a town 18 miles north of Duluth, MN.

2007-04-20 04:05:24 · 9 answers · asked by cloquetmom 2 in Renting & Real Estate

Do you remember to use protection or is it so impulsive you forget?

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2007-04-20 04:05:15 · 16 answers · asked by wonder Aloud 2 in Polls & Surveys

2007-04-20 04:05:14 · 8 answers · asked by kiek 1 in Physics

2007-04-20 04:05:14 · 4 answers · asked by gammeb 1 in Marriage & Divorce

Does The Sopranos give an accurate portrayal of New Jersey accents and local terms amongst the Italian-American population?

2007-04-20 04:04:32 · 5 answers · asked by goodfella853 1 in Television

A traveling salesman and his smokin' hot wife were in bed and fast asleep at 3:00am when the phone rang. The husband answers it and after a few seconds says, "Heck I don't know; call the National Weather Service.". Then he hangs up the phone and rolls over to go back to sleep. Meanwhile the wife is laying there wondering what the heck just happened so she ask her husband, "Dear, who was on the phone?" He said, "It was a wrong number; someone wanted to know if the coast was going to be clear."

2007-04-20 04:04:28 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

It's almost 5pm, on Friday. Woooooooooooo!!!!

2007-04-20 04:04:23 · 32 answers · asked by Ivor Hugh G.Rection 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-04-20 04:03:58 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in History

2007-04-20 04:03:53 · 4 answers · asked by locsbabe2002 1 in Chemistry

2007-04-20 04:03:36 · 3 answers · asked by tonytony96 1 in Chevrolet

2007-04-20 04:03:26 · 115 answers · asked by bubblegum 2 in Infectious Diseases

Currently I use "Euphoria" by Calvin Klein, and "Jake" by Hollister.

What Men's cologne turns you on?

2007-04-20 04:03:23 · 45 answers · asked by Jason The Great 6 in Polls & Surveys

sticks and stones will break my bones,
but names will never hurt me.
but is this true?
do names sometimes hurt you?

2007-04-20 04:03:20 · 34 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-04-20 04:03:13 · 9 answers · asked by dawink 2 in Other - Beauty & Style

2007-04-20 04:03:10 · 12 answers · asked by DAVID BB 1 in Politics

2007-04-20 04:03:04 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Small Business

2007-04-20 04:03:01 · 6 answers · asked by Ailton F 1 in Religion & Spirituality

Here in Los Angeles there is water falling from the sky! What's going on? Why is this happening? I think something is wrong with the sky.

2007-04-20 04:02:53 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Weather

Have you had any of these symptoms? Do they sound familiar? BTW I am going to the doctor, just wanted to know if if anyone has experianced these symtoms.

Spasms on the upper left side
Frequent urination
Constipation
Vision Disturbances (On occasion)
Light headedness
Fatigue
An the inability to loose weight. ( I am 15 lbs overweight, I eat normal no junk food period)!


This has been on and off an I haven't felt very ill, but lately I have been feeling particulary sick to my stomach and tired after eating...(barely can keep my eyes open)

30 year old Female...

P.S. 150% I am not preg!

2007-04-20 04:02:48 · 5 answers · asked by pattiof 4 in Other - Diseases

2007-04-20 04:02:13 · 2 answers · asked by Chris 2 in Dogs

Do electrical engineers get to travel around the United States with their travel expenses covered by their employer?

2007-04-20 04:02:12 · 7 answers · asked by clove88 2 in Engineering

is it possible ???

2007-04-20 04:02:08 · 13 answers · asked by barley 2 in Singles & Dating

2007-04-20 04:01:48 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Safety

2007-04-20 04:01:34 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

through extensive study and new information...

Why would someone believe in science?

I understand that science is important for understanding how things like electronics and medicine work, but why do people believe science can answer their deep questions of life? Doesn't everyone want to be loved and accepted, have good things and be happy? I don't think science can do that for us. Your thoughts?

2007-04-20 04:01:29 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Psychology

2007-04-20 04:01:22 · 8 answers · asked by koiyty 4 in Astronomy & Space

who's better in passing and who's better in rushing ?

2007-04-20 04:01:17 · 16 answers · asked by Kevin N 2 in Football (American)

I saw parts of the video and it was so sad. He looked like an empty shell. There is pain everywhere. The victims families, school staff, survivors. Did these people deserve to die, NO! But when hearing that Cho was bullied in school and made fun of, do you know what that does to a child, any human being?! It kills their spirit. That is the problem that seems to be overlooked. He had no right to take someone elses life, but he was dead inside. Who killed him?

2007-04-20 04:01:13 · 21 answers · asked by newcalvary2003 1 in Current Events