A man boarded an aircraft at Heathrow and took his seat. As he settled in,he noticed a very beautiful woman boarding the plane. He realized she was heading straight towards his seat and bingo! She took the seat right beside him.
Eager to strike up a conversation, he blurted out, "business trip or vacation?"
She turned, smiled enchantingly and said, "Business. I'm going to the annual Nymphomaniac Convention in the United States".
He swallowed hard. Here was the most gorgeous woman he had ever seen sitting next to him, and she was going to a meeting for nymphomaniacs!
Struggling to maintain his composure, he calmly asked, "What's your business role at this convention?"
"Lecturer," she responded. "I use my experience to debunk some of the popular myths about sexuality."
"Really", he smiled, "what myths are those?"
"Well," she explained, "one popular myth is that African American men are the most well endowed, when in fact, it's the Native American Indian who is most likely to possess that trait.
Another popular myth is that French men are the best lovers, when actually it is the men of Greek decent.
We have also found that the best potential lovers in all categories are the Irish!"
Suddenly the woman became uncomfortable and blushed. "I'm sorry," she said, "I really shouldn't be discussing this with you, I don't even know your name."
"Tonto," the man said. "Tonto Papadopoulos, but my friends call me Paddy."
2007-04-20 04:05:34 · 17 answers · asked by Mrs Nemanja Vidic 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That was hilarious.
Got one for you.
Two nuns are ordered to paint a room in the convent, and the last instruction of the Mother Superior is that they must not get even one drop of paint on their habits.
After conferring about this for a while, the two nuns decide to lock the door of the room, strip off their habits, and paint in the nude. In the middle of the project, there comes a knock at the door. "Who is it?" calls one of the nuns.
"Blind man," replies a voice from the other side of the door.
The two nuns look at each other and shrug and deciding that no harm can come from letting a blind man into the room, they open the door.
"Nice boobs," says the man, "where do you want the blinds
2007-04-20 04:12:15 · answer #1 · answered by yrmax 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2016-12-16 10:56:13 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny but a bit long 7/10
2007-04-20 04:09:25 · answer #3 · answered by Hitman 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. Yep! LOL.
Thanks for the laugh, and have a great Friday!
2007-04-20 05:42:06 · answer #4 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very clever. Didn't see the punchline coming.
2007-04-20 04:10:00 · answer #5 · answered by j.pee69 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I laughed out oud
2007-04-20 04:09:07 · answer #6 · answered by Jim G 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
heard it before but its still a great laugh
2007-04-20 04:10:26 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like it. But I like the Blind man joke more...
2007-04-20 04:17:49 · answer #8 · answered by troubledyouthafg 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehe xx
2007-04-20 04:08:52 · answer #9 · answered by lalala 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cool
2007-04-20 04:16:29 · answer #10 · answered by dream theatre 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋