All categories - 4 April 2007

i'm not fluent in english!

2007-04-04 01:50:27 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Languages

Bob monkhouse joke , had to repeat it after i heard it:

we have the french all smug in our faces each day, they go on about all their conquests in bed
*french voice* oh, in france we 'ave 8 packs of condoms, one for each day of ze week and two for sundayz!
and the germans, ugh..
*german voice* oh ja? well we habe 10 packs in germany, one for each day of the week, and two for our long weekends.
but you know what? ladies and gentlemen! the grand 12 pack was designed for thetrue englishman! thats right!
we have :
January!... February!... hmm..
then again we also have the 4 pack.. Spring....Summer..

2007-04-04 01:50:12 · 10 answers · asked by §ilver 5 in Jokes & Riddles

AND HOW DO YOU KNOW THEM? WHAT ARE THEY REALLY LIKE? SHARE YOUR STORY PLEASE.

2007-04-04 01:49:55 · 12 answers · asked by who-wants-to-know 6 in Celebrities

Did he get bored with it?
Did he get sick of people writing down the wrong thing?
With so many people interpreting the bible in so many different ways, shouldn't he inspire some new chapters to clarify things for the modern age?

2007-04-04 01:49:34 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

2007-04-04 01:49:33 · 18 answers · asked by Sea Eagle 6 in Polls & Surveys

i just want a list of some topics which r related to physics,, in which experiments r possible,, should be a bit challenging,,

its like a research to be done on all by myself,,

any topic in physics,,

thanx,,,

2007-04-04 01:49:30 · 2 answers · asked by gunkedar 2 in Physics

we are trying to connect my psp to internet but it is stated there that the WLAN is not turned. how can we turn it on

2007-04-04 01:48:44 · 1 answers · asked by Tashkent 1 in Computer Networking

3x(squared) + 7x+2

and can you solve these

3w(squared)-8w+4=0

2x(squared)-3x-5=0

2007-04-04 01:48:26 · 4 answers · asked by The Dark Side of The Force 3 in Mathematics

Can anyone tell me what is included in the 15,000 mile check up? I do think I was given an book and I want to know why it is $230. I called them and all the lady told me was the same stuff you get when you do the regular every 5,000 mile checkup. But usually it only cost $60. Why so much higher for the 15,000 mile? Thanks

2007-04-04 01:48:02 · 5 answers · asked by tt1014 2 in Maintenance & Repairs

..and have you given it back yet? =)

thanx~

2007-04-04 01:47:56 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Okay i am 27 yrs old and my hubby is 35 we have been married 6 yrs not so happily he cheated and i cheated to get back at him (but he does not know that).The man i had an affiar with was an ex.bf from highschool that i met while at the mechanics(he is the owner of the shop).It was very emotional and i still have feelings for this man.I ended the affair and went to therapy with my hubby.I found out i was pregnant with twins during this time an never questioned patenity till now because of certain features on my daughter and son (i see my ex.bf in them but am not sure if its guilt).My kids are 3.5 yrs old and hubby i have been seperated from my hubby 1.5 yrs.I think getting a paternity test done on my kids will ease my mind but am afraid to because i have bad feelings they are not my husbands?I want whats best for my kids what do you think?

2007-04-04 01:47:32 · 12 answers · asked by Carrie L 1 in Parenting

2007-04-04 01:46:51 · 17 answers · asked by Tommy 1 in Television

2007-04-04 01:46:35 · 18 answers · asked by Makemeaspark 7 in Religion & Spirituality

From life in general.

2007-04-04 01:46:20 · 57 answers · asked by Closed 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-04-04 01:46:11 · 35 answers · asked by Molly 3 in Polls & Surveys

You cant prove love exsists except that you feel it. You cant prove hate exsists except that you feel it. You cant prove time exsists except that you feel it. You cant prove pain exsists except that you feel it. God is something that cant be proven by sight (to most anyway), but by how you feel. To get even deeper. The human body itself is mechanical. Anything that runs in a mechanical fashion was created by an intelligent design. The question is then, what was the intelligent designer?? Or who?? Did it just come out of nothing?? That big explosion?? What caused the big explosion quote unquote?? If there was nothing there to cause it, how can it be caused?? There must have been something and i want to know what atheists think that something was. Or does the answer "It just happened work for you?? Its not to be swamry or condecending, I can accept that. Please only serious answers, leave the believer bashing out, I want serious information please.

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22 minutes ago
BTW, this is NOT a conversion question. Im not trying to sway opinions. Im trying to get insight and information, so please only REAL answers.

20 minutes ago
Ok then to all those gazoos out there, show me pain, love, or any of the other concepts I've mentioned as a tangible, and I'll turn atheist myself!! Especially if seeing is believing. I want a handful of pain. Not looking at brainwaves or mechanical pulses. I want to see pain, pure and simple. (i know i just set myself up for a joke...)

3 minutes ago
Kudos to deke for having one of the more "mature" answers. I feel the same way because some people say they cant feel love or pain etc. But most of our rules, laws and facts are based on uniformity, consistancy, and majority rule. Even if they are not Christian, a majority of the population of this planet feel something that is greater than us in our universe. If nthing else, can majority rule be the proof of at least A "God"?? We all agree that the sky is blue because we all agree that the word blue is an appropriate word for the color to describe it. But if i went around saying that the sky is blafnork, you'd look at me like an idiot. In THAT respect, I can see an atheists point of view. There is no proof that the sky is blue except that we all agree to call it "blue" (and i mean the color for all you layman scientists, not the reflection of water etc.) Shouldnt that be enough to make God real?? Just coming in from different sides is all...

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What we see are brain waves and senapses CAUSED by pain. I said i want to see PAIN not a RESULT of pain. Thats like saying because you see marriages there has to be love. Come on yall, do better than that...

2007-04-04 01:46:09 · 21 answers · asked by atlazdrama 3 in Religion & Spirituality

2007-04-04 01:45:59 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Physics

Prayers have been proven to not work .

2007-04-04 01:45:38 · 9 answers · asked by jsjmlj 5 in Religion & Spirituality

Out of all Albums they came out with what songs did you like?

2007-04-04 01:45:36 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

Should nuclear power plants continue being used and used in the future as an energy source we are dependant on?

2007-04-04 01:45:25 · 11 answers · asked by Ri 2 in Environment

know how the thing works. I already have all the ingredients to make bread. Can somebody tell me the basic steps on how to make this thing work?

Thank you.

2007-04-04 01:45:22 · 2 answers · asked by Tara F 1 in Cooking & Recipes

i prefer her old stuff

2007-04-04 01:45:11 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

^-this means raised to

2007-04-04 01:45:04 · 8 answers · asked by the great martins 1 in Mathematics

At least some good is coming from it. Serves the warmonger right.

2007-04-04 01:44:34 · 20 answers · asked by Longhaired Freaky Person 4 in Politics

2007-04-04 01:44:24 · 3 answers · asked by Yvette 2 in Music

....by looking @ their shoes? My friend told me that, and we both looked at our shoes, hers being some Jimmy Choo strap heels, mine being some beat-up high tops.
She said thats proves I'm lazy and easygoing, and she's classy.

True?

2007-04-04 01:44:03 · 20 answers · asked by Mystery 1 in Psychology

2007-04-04 01:44:01 · 13 answers · asked by Mel 1 in Jokes & Riddles

FORMER EX-GRAMBLING ST. FOOTBALL COACHING GREAT PASSED ON TODAY FROM THIS EARTHLY PLANE. HE WAS ARGUABLY THE GREATEST COACH OF ALL TIME ON ANY LEVEL OR ANY SPORT.

2007-04-04 01:43:42 · 7 answers · asked by smitty 7 in Football (American)

I didn't get home until 10:30 pm (EST) so, needless to say, I didn't get to see my two favorite shows: American Idol and House.
How were they and what happened?

(And please, none of the "Sanjaya sucks" stuff. I'm sure we all know that by now)

2007-04-04 01:42:44 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television