Bob monkhouse joke , had to repeat it after i heard it:
we have the french all smug in our faces each day, they go on about all their conquests in bed
*french voice* oh, in france we 'ave 8 packs of condoms, one for each day of ze week and two for sundayz!
and the germans, ugh..
*german voice* oh ja? well we habe 10 packs in germany, one for each day of the week, and two for our long weekends.
but you know what? ladies and gentlemen! the grand 12 pack was designed for thetrue englishman! thats right!
we have :
January!... February!... hmm..
then again we also have the 4 pack.. Spring....Summer..
2007-04-04 01:50:12 · 10 answers · asked by §ilver 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I bought some glow in the dark condoms once!
The neighbors called up and said, "Turn off that damn strobe light!"
2007-04-04 01:56:47 · answer #1 · answered by sniffels323 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heroes, heroes, husky men of war, Sons of all the heroes, of the war before. We're all heroes up to our ear o's, You ask the questions, We make suggestions, That's what we're heroes for. All good heroes love a good, big fight, Open up the bomb bays, brighten up the night. We earn laurels solving your quarrels, You throw the roses, We punch the noses, That's what we're heroes for. What's a hero do? We're never gonna tell ya Cause we wish we knew. That's why we heroes are so few. We've got a slogan, From Colonel Hogan, And Colonel Hogan's a hero too. Never flinch, boys, never be afraid, Heroes are not born, boys, heroes all are made. Ask not why, boys, never say die, boys, Answer the call, remember we'll all be heroes forever more Wow that's funny!
2016-05-17 04:43:15 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha i wish i was german 2
2007-04-04 02:22:22 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
HA HA HA HA HA
2007-04-04 01:58:01 · answer #4 · answered by heavenseven 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not much of a joke
2007-04-04 01:56:28 · answer #5 · answered by tea 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it was good. would have been better to hear it out loud and not have to read it though
2007-04-04 02:05:14 · answer #6 · answered by tiggernck 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
funny lol
2007-04-04 02:05:03 · answer #7 · answered by redneckwoman 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha funny... i wish i was german
2007-04-04 01:55:05 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
how is that a joke?
2007-04-04 02:00:29 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol that was new
2007-04-04 02:03:47 · answer #10 · answered by amateurgrower 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋