All categories - 22 March 2007

2007-03-22 01:31:04 · 3 answers · asked by Sniper of Goth 4 in Languages

. He lifted weights and jogged 6 miles a day. One day, he took a look in the mirror - yes, he was a bit vain - and noticed that he was tan all over except for his penis. So, he decided to do something about it.

He went to the beach, completely undressed himself and buried in the sand, except for his penis, which he left sticking out.

Two old ladies were strolling along the beach, one using a cane. Upon encountering the penis sticking up over the sand, she began to move it around with her cane, remarking to the other lady, "There's no justice in the world."

The other lady asked what she meant.

The lady with the cane replied,
"When I was 20, I was curious about it.
When I was 30, I enjoyed it.
When I was 40, I asked for it.
When I was 50, I paid for it.
When I was 60, I prayed for it.
When I was 70, I forgot about it.

Now, I am 80 and the damn things are growing wild on the beach and I'm too old to squat."

2007-03-22 01:31:04 · 4 answers · asked by conan 4 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-03-22 01:31:01 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

2007-03-22 01:30:54 · 14 answers · asked by Bryan T 1 in Garden & Landscape

I want to major in Economics or Business Administration. Only problem is I have been told they are very math intensive and my mathematical skills are lacking. Could I get through those majors without being great at math?

2007-03-22 01:30:54 · 5 answers · asked by Ryan P 2 in Economics

2007-03-22 01:30:49 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics

Everywhere you look all you see is ______.

As they say:

~~Let your creative juices flow~~

2007-03-22 01:30:43 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I have. I slipped and kept slipping.

2007-03-22 01:30:41 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-22 01:30:38 · 5 answers · asked by mejmej1012 2 in Programming & Design

Hi i have been looking around for a Pocket sized Skate sharpener, just to keep the ice skate blade sharp between lessons. Is it worth me buying one, or should i keep sharpening the blades with a machine every 8 hours on the ice.
Thanks

2007-03-22 01:30:29 · 4 answers · asked by Dave 2 in Ice Skating

For example, Goose and Mavrix from TopGun, or Neo and Trinity from Matrix.

2007-03-22 01:30:28 · 8 answers · asked by KD 2 in Movies

I'm planning to send a small parcel there over to a friend but I'm not sure of what to do or how to do to send a parcel overseas. Yes, it's my first time sending a parcel/mail overseas. Can anyone advice and help me? Like, perhaps a short guide will be nice. Thank you :) I don't mind if the delivery time is long, as long as the rate to pay for sending is cheap will do.

I guess it should be cheap yea? Since it's a small parcel.

2007-03-22 01:30:24 · 10 answers · asked by freshie_minth 1 in Singapore

3 men go into a motel.
The man behind the desk said the room is $30, so each man paid $10 and went to the room.

A while later the man behind the desk realized the room was only $25, so he sent the bellboy to the 3 guy's room with $5.

On the way the bellboy couldn't figure out how to split $5 evenly between 3 men, so he gave each man a $1 and kept the other $2 for himself.

This meant that the 3 men each paid $9 for the room, which is a total of $27, add the $2 that the bellboy kept = $29.

Where is the other Dollar?

2007-03-22 01:30:19 · 5 answers · asked by StingRay 2 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-03-22 01:30:19 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Elections

please i only need examples of alliteration for the letters m,n,o,p,q

2007-03-22 01:30:18 · 4 answers · asked by MZPASTRYS 1 in Home Schooling

i tryed warm bath .....

2007-03-22 01:30:18 · 19 answers · asked by Renee l 1 in Newborn & Baby

2007-03-22 01:30:12 · 3 answers · asked by zaidita25 1 in Television

2007-03-22 01:30:12 · 4 answers · asked by SEE YOU LATER 2 in Religion & Spirituality

my near life long companion, of 23 yrs, died monday morning of what we now believe to be poisoning from this contaminated pet food. i personally am not looking to take this case to court, my best friends life has no monetary meaning, however i would like to see that myself and all other pet owners receive a formal appology for my pets wrongful death. i know that they have stated they were sorry for all the worry this has caused, but what about all the tears we have all shed and watching our poor pets health deteriorate to the point that he could no longer drink the water from his pet bowl, it had to be given by syringe. not only am i extremely hurt, i am extremely outraged. to everyone that this has effected, i am sorry you had to go through this, personally i would wish this on noone. my life since monday has been very depressing and sad. Does anyone think that we will see these apologies for our animals illnesses?

2007-03-22 01:30:12 · 10 answers · asked by Erin B 1 in Other - Pets

Whats going on, how cheesy is it! I'm very confused.

2007-03-22 01:29:45 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Entertainment

Who doyou think killed Bob Woolmer... latest reports out of Jamaica suggest strangulation and clearly Bob didn't strangle himself but who did??

2007-03-22 01:29:45 · 7 answers · asked by k d 2 in Cricket

Funny thing that is a killer visiting the pope for what forgiveness? What did he give him?

2007-03-22 01:29:43 · 2 answers · asked by sally sue 6 in Current Events

I know the inner workings of man. I know there reality and when I try to give advice, they will not heed it! If only they knew, I could save them a life time of troubles!

2007-03-22 01:29:34 · 4 answers · asked by sandra b 5 in Other - Society & Culture

I asked a similar question before, but am still a little curious. I had a positive ovulation test on March 17th. My hubby and I had intercourse on that day, the day before and the day after. I had what looked like pinkish mucus when I wiped(just once) on the 21st. Could implantation have occured that early or was it just my imagination? By the way, we are TTC.

2007-03-22 01:29:31 · 4 answers · asked by iamjoesmamma 3 in Trying to Conceive

ok so my fish have what i believe to be ick/ich! (white spots over there body) it isnt fluffy or anythink! not all of them have it. the two blue platys have it slightly, my mollie has it slightly, the two kuhli loaches have it slightly and the two clown loaches seem to have it the worst, and they seemed to be the most irratated by it as they keep flicking themselfs in the gravel. my dwarf gourami, two red platys and male betta dont seem to have any white spots on them. i did a 25% water change 3days ago, then 2days ago i did a 75% water change bcuz my 3yr old decided to tip the whole tub of fish food in the tank. (please dont tell me i shouldnt have done this, bcuz its done now and theres nothink i can do about it) my fish seem really happy and healthy! then yday i put some treatment in for there ich/ick. and ive gotta do that every other day so the intructions say! the thing i want to know is should i see a change yet? bcuz i dont! they still have the white spots! also how often

2007-03-22 01:29:27 · 14 answers · asked by *mommy to 3 boys* 4 in Fish

Yes kitten, he also plays the Vice President on 24

2007-03-22 01:29:16 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Law & Ethics

I didn't file last year, and I already know I can file now FOR last year--I would get a refund.

These are my questions:
1. Can I file online for 2005?
2. If not, do I just request forms for 2005, fill them out and mail them in?
3. Can I file for state as well as federal for last year?

Thanks in advance for your answers. I know there are a lot of people out there with more knowledge of this stuff than I.

2007-03-22 01:29:09 · 3 answers · asked by book_1958 2 in United States

Some say she's a beauty
And some say she's a queen
Some say she's a special girl
But I think she's obscene

Cause her tops are low cut
And jeans are hanging low
And all the guys wonder
How far she'll let them go

Chorus

She's a sl*t
And you know she's not fussy
Cause she gets around
And is such a shameless hussy

She's a tart
There's passion her her eyes
If you let her in
She'll trick you with her lies

She's a sl*t

She's just a girl
But some say she's a goddess
She's kind of magic
Not power you can supress

She's a siren
A mermaid with a fin
But don't you touch her
Or you'll let her win

Chorus

2007-03-22 01:29:08 · 19 answers · asked by Dreamer 4 in Other - Arts & Humanities

2007-03-22 01:29:06 · 4 answers · asked by SEE YOU LATER 2 in Religion & Spirituality

I need something to say thats going on...I can;t find anything good on CNN do you know anything

2007-03-22 01:29:00 · 13 answers · asked by :) 5 in Celebrities