You have two choices in life:
You can stay single and be miserable,
or get married and wish you were dead.
At a cocktail party, one woman said to another,
"Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?"
"Yes, I am. I married the wrong man."
A lady inserted an ad in the classifieds:
"Husband Wanted"
Next day she received a hundred letters.
They all said the same thing:
"You can have mine."
When a woman steals your husband, there is no better
revenge than to let her keep him.
A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does
it cost to get married?"
Father replied, "I don't know, son, I'm still paying."
2007-03-22
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