You have two choices in life:
You can stay single and be miserable,
or get married and wish you were dead.
At a cocktail party, one woman said to another,
"Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?"
"Yes, I am. I married the wrong man."
A lady inserted an ad in the classifieds:
"Husband Wanted"
Next day she received a hundred letters.
They all said the same thing:
"You can have mine."
When a woman steals your husband, there is no better
revenge than to let her keep him.
A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does
it cost to get married?"
Father replied, "I don't know, son, I'm still paying."
2007-03-22 02:41:43 · 11 answers · asked by smurfie45 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
If you want your spouse to listen and pay strict attention to every word
you say -- talk in your sleep.
Just think, if it wasn't for marriage, men would go through life thinking
they had no faults at all.
First guy says, "My wife's an angel!"
Second guy remarks, "You're lucky. Mine's still alive."
A Woman's Prayer Dear Lord, I pray for Wisdom, to understand a man ,
to love and to forgive him,
and for Patience for his moods.
Because Lord,
if I pray for Strength,
I'll just beat him to death.
2007-03-22 02:42:43 · update #1
Very cute. I am still laughing. Only one who has been married can really appreciate these.
2007-03-22 02:54:52 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL!!!!!!!! I love the last one!!! Those are very funny! You forgot one.
A little girl asks the bride "why do brides always wear white?" The bride replies "because white is a happy color."
Then the little girl asks "then why is the groom wearing black?"
I got that one off of the internet.
2007-03-22 09:47:29 · answer #2 · answered by Prayer Warrior 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hilarious! I have forwarded some of these on to some of my favorite married couples! I like the cocktail party one, hahaha.
have a good day, thanks for making me laugh!
2007-03-22 09:45:18 · answer #3 · answered by AdventuresWithBaby 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
4/10. I read a few 0f these already
2007-03-22 09:51:06 · answer #4 · answered by latte81 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha.... 2/10
2007-03-22 09:44:45 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is so funny!!! Really really funny. Love them all.
2007-03-22 09:45:40 · answer #6 · answered by Ya-sai 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Awesome ones! Thanks for sharing. I'll tell them to my cousin who' s getting married soon. IoI
2007-03-22 09:46:38 · answer #7 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL, and I LOVE the second one, that is great, such a classic. Thanks for sharing
2007-03-22 09:43:56 · answer #8 · answered by ? 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol thoughs are cute
2007-03-22 09:47:50 · answer #9 · answered by slick_chik316 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHA !! G00D 0NE !! =)
2007-03-22 11:15:15 · answer #10 · answered by x0x0sara0x0x 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋