All categories - 20 March 2007

Two blonds are walking down the street. One notices a compact on the sidewalk and leans down to pick it up. She opens it, looks in the mirror and says, "Hum, this person looks familiar." The second blond says, "Here let me see." So the first blond hands her the compact. The second one looks in the mirror and says, "You dummy it's me."

A blond suspects her boyfriend of cheating on her so she goes out and buys a gun. She goes to his apartment unexpectedly and when she opens the door she finds him in the arms of a redhead. Well, the blond is really angry. She opens her purse and takes out the gun, and as she does so, she is overcome with grief. She takes the gun and puts it to her head.
The boyfriend yells,"No honey don't do it."
The blond replies,"Shut up you're next."

What did the blond say to her doctor when he told her she was pregnant?

"Is it mine?"

2007-03-20 04:07:24 · 9 answers · asked by alwaysandforever 1 in Jokes & Riddles

do they have to be incontrol at all times why not let women be women arent we best enjoyed like that

2007-03-20 04:07:23 · 3 answers · asked by carol m 1 in Singles & Dating

can u help........... how big in centimetres is 1:35 scale

2007-03-20 04:07:21 · 5 answers · asked by Unknown 1 in Mathematics

Am I the only one attracted to guys that drive with 1 hand??
I dont know..but everytime when I see a guy driving with 1 hand..I find it so attractive..
and I start taking a peek at whose driving the car..

2007-03-20 04:07:20 · 10 answers · asked by G?ld?n ang?l 5 in Singles & Dating

2007-03-20 04:07:18 · 44 answers · asked by ♥♥ lou lou ♥♥ 6 in Polls & Surveys

My ex and I were cleaning a house he was putting up for rent, and his previous tenants left behind a disgusting mess. The whole house reeked of cats, and every room contained a nasty surprise. I volunteered to clean the bathroom, while he cleaned the basement. I thought I had the easiest room in the house.
I put on my gloves and got to work, & was surprised how quickly I was moving along...and then I opened the sliding glass shower door...omg!

I gagged immediately. Apparently, the people that once occupied this home had some mental issues or something.
The shower contained pots and pans and silverware sitting in about an inch of grey sludge...it was the most disgusting thing I've ever seen...& it gave off a very unpleasant smell. I yelled for my ex to come look & he just said "That's all you!" OMG so disgusting...I had to turn my head and very quickly pick this nasty **** up and throw it in a bag, then scrape up the sludge and scour it w/bleach, it took me an hour. Never again!

2007-03-20 04:07:17 · 4 answers · asked by Klum 3 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-20 04:07:14 · 9 answers · asked by Lalo 2 in Music

It is happen you know. You just can't carry it around it public or people might thing you're crazy!

2007-03-20 04:07:14 · 14 answers · asked by Captain A-Hole 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-20 04:07:13 · 13 answers · asked by TD1HOGY2K 1 in Other - Society & Culture

My friend, who was about 9 years old,at the time is the subject. A boy a few years older than her use to give her wedgies, put something down her underwear, or pull her underwear back and poke her. He never inserted his finger inside her butt or tried to feel her vaginia. It seemed to her he wasn't doing it in a sexually pleasing way (he wasn't grabbing anything, just poking her), but to simply annoy her. She did, in a way, tell him to stop after two occasions, by simply sitting on a chair with a back on it so he couldn't give her a wedgie etc.. He did stop, and anytime she has seen him, he's been fine (I have seen that myself).

I ask this because of the growing number of child molestors out there.

2007-03-20 04:07:08 · 10 answers · asked by Katie F 1 in Etiquette

I just turned 20weeks pregnant and last month they made my apt. for my ultrasound in 10 days from now, which means i will be over 21weeks.. everyone else i know has had theirs before or at 20weeks. My fiancee is also off work the rest of this week and goes back next monday so it would be easier for him to attend this week, do you think its ok if i call and try to change it to this week? ive never been threw one before and i dont want to cal and bug people but i would really like to have it changed? Thanks for your opinions

2007-03-20 04:07:06 · 8 answers · asked by Nicole d 1 in Pregnancy

2007-03-20 04:07:04 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Games & Recreation

A. PCl3(g) + Cl2(g) PCl5(g)
B. CO2(g) + H2(g) CO(g) + H2O(g)
C. H2(g) + Br2(g) 2HBr(g)
D. TlCl3(s) TlCl(s) + Cl2(g)
E. 2NOCl(g) 2NO(g)+ Cl2(g)

2007-03-20 04:07:03 · 1 answers · asked by Tracey Lee ♥ 2 in Chemistry

The comparison test (see page 731) states that if and are series with positive terms then (i) If is convergent and for all , then is also convergent. (ii) If is divergent and for all , then is also divergent. Use the comparison test to determine the convergence or divergence of the following series:

(a) ∑n=1 ∞ (1/√n) b)∑n=1 ∞ 1/(n +2n) (c)∑n=1 ∞ n/(2n3 + 1)

2007-03-20 04:07:00 · 1 answers · asked by rljoyette 1 in Mathematics

I keep hearing horror stories from the area, when I left 3 years ago, the place was fine what happened. I hear homes are selling for 1/6 their values and forclosures line every block. Is it as bad as people and the media are claiming? wayne/oakland/macomb counties specificaly.

2007-03-20 04:06:58 · 5 answers · asked by shadycaliber 5 in Detroit

I am a teenager who wants to make it big in life but does not know how. I would love to get some answers from all of you out there.

scorching sun

2007-03-20 04:06:55 · 9 answers · asked by me 3 in Other - Beauty & Style

2007-03-20 04:06:52 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

They start saying they aren't going to do it. The closer they get to the day they are going to do it, the more vigorously they deny they are about to do it.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070320/ap_on_go_ca_st_pe/fired_prosecutors

2007-03-20 04:06:35 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Politics & Government

I have missed a drill and need to make it up. I am trying to figure out if there is a time limit on when I can make it up. Thanks...

2007-03-20 04:06:32 · 2 answers · asked by Lisa E 2 in Military

im trying to find out who sings it...the word kind of go like this:
" Jesus, your loving kindness, im amazed by all that you've done, .............
Jesus, your loving kindness, his love has changed my heart......." its a very slow song and i think darlene zschech sings it, but i dont know the name of the song and i really need it...please help!

2007-03-20 04:06:28 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

Hi Folks,
I am fed up with 02071 921100 calling me asking for personal details. I could wring their neck if I could find out where they are hiding.
BT can't track it, I have tried allsorts of telecomms tricks, but the pesterers are invisible down a 'phone line.
If you try said number, and find out where they are, and who they are, I shall jump on the train, and jump on them in our behalf.
Beggars !

Bob

2007-03-20 04:06:25 · 8 answers · asked by Bob the Boat 6 in Land Phones

Just curious, officer...purely theoretical, I assure you...

2007-03-20 04:06:25 · 1 answers · asked by Duncan Disorderly 3 in Other - Science

I would like to ask advocates against the death penalty If as they say we might hang innocent people, might we not be sentencing them to life imprisonment when they may be innocent of the crime against them. If this be the case then should all murders be left free if we are not one hundred percent sure they have commited the act.

2007-03-20 04:06:18 · 14 answers · asked by cassidy 4 in Law & Ethics

Will Randy Moss ever become one of the most dominant recievers in the game once he gets out of Oakland. Do you think Green Bay would be a good fit for him?

2007-03-20 04:06:17 · 27 answers · asked by Tom M 1 in Football (American)

There is a prophetic statement told by prophet Muhammad and narrated by both Bukhary and Muslim where prophet Muhammed asked good Muslims to KILL people who might not show good faith in their prayers. He said that killing those people will be rewarded by god.

That horrible Hadith contradicts what I've heard of prophet Muhammad's mercy and it draws the following question:

(1) Should anyone be KILLED because he/she does not really believe in something?

(2) Is it possible that god may reward someone for KILLING?

2007-03-20 04:06:06 · 2 answers · asked by Bionimetiket 2 in Religion & Spirituality

2007-03-20 04:06:03 · 1 answers · asked by madhura 1 in Television

dreaming about sleeping with other men! What does this mean?? Help!

2007-03-20 04:05:58 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Family & Relationships

2007-03-20 04:05:57 · 11 answers · asked by bradxschuman 6 in Religion & Spirituality

Out of this list of celebrities, pick the ones that you can't stand the most:

Chris Rock
Ray Romano
Martin Lawrence
Reba McEntire
Jojo
Jesse McCartney
Aaron Carter
Vince Vaughn
Jennifer Aniston
Jennifer Lopez
Monique
Daniel Powter
Steve-O
Steve Harvey
Kanye West
50 Cent
Eminem
The Rock
Lindsay Lohan
Paris Hilton
Nicole Richie
Britney Spears
The Olsen Twins
Kelly Osbourne
Larry The Cable Guy
Faith Hill
Toby Keith
Carlos Mencia
Dave Chappelle
Patrick Dempsey
George Clooney
Richard Gere
Justin Timberlake
Allen Iverson
Ludacris
Hilary Duff
Maury Povich
Cedric The Entertainer
Wilmer Valderamma
Nick Cannon
Ashanti
Raven Symone

2007-03-20 04:05:54 · 28 answers · asked by Dusk 6 in Celebrities