It is happen you know. You just can't carry it around it public or people might thing you're crazy!
2007-03-20 04:07:14 · 14 answers · asked by Captain A-Hole 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Now if only I could ask a question without making a typo...
2007-03-20 04:16:37 · update #1
No, but this creepy deviant guy always used to crack onto me and my friends
( and probably anything with legs HE WAS A FREAK)
and me best friend thought it would be hilarious to string him along for a few weeks then one day put on a transvestite voice and tell him that i have a penis,
i wanted her to do it, but she wouldnt, so i ended up having to do it.
so i was being reallty nice to him for a few weeks asking him to come to the pub with us and etc, got his number...
my best friend was coming over later to get ready at mine for a night out, and she brought with her, her d*ldo!!! and im like "oh that is great lol why did u bring that? u gonna get lucky with urself tonight?"
and she said "no , take it in your hand bag and later if the freak does show up go to the bathroom, put it in your panties, come back out and flirt, and later on guide his hand to rub over your panties and he will freak out and really think u have a penis!
i refused for a while, didnt think i was going to do it, but she insisted that i bring it anyway just in case..
i ended up having a few too many drinks and did it, along with the tranvestite voice ,
IT WAS SO HARD NOT TO LITTERLY P*SS MYSELF LAUGHING I WAS HOLDING ON SO BAD HE FELL FOR IT!!! HE LEFT I THOUGHT HE WAS GOING TO PUNCH ME I WAS SERIOUSLY SCARED,
i still am a bit worried but i havent seen him since..
im scared he could be telling guys that i am a trannie and all the guys will hate me...hope not
2007-03-20 04:25:46 · answer #1 · answered by LostMyMind 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I went up there thinking i ought to alter a spotlight by using achieving over the sting of the gutter, however the pitch is definitely steep as quickly as you upward push up there. the fast answer isn't something :( In extreme college I used to climb all over the roof of my determine's homestead like frigging Spiderman. I took a female pal up there and have been given under the impact of alcohol for the 1st time. We listened to the radio,smoked cigarettes and drank creme de menthe, right this moment from the bottle. Yeah, the belongings you placed on ice cream. Gah....I nonetheless get sick thinking approximately it. a minimum of we had some rooftop intercourse formerly the puking began. if that they had Google Earth back then, in step with hazard we would have made Youtube, who is conscious?
2016-11-27 00:38:02 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, i don't know why they kept staring, can't a girl carry a banana around in her pocket these days?
2007-03-20 04:10:50 · answer #3 · answered by Stuck in the middle of nowhere 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Is that a Banana in your pocket or are you excited to see me?
2007-03-21 14:05:52 · answer #4 · answered by JustLynntoo 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hmm no I havent been accused of that but I may need to see you about that banana
2007-03-20 04:09:25 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
No I'm usually the accuser and it's usually a roll of quarters.
2007-03-20 04:11:03 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I've never known anyone who carried a bannana in their pocket, wouldnt that smush it up?
2007-03-20 04:10:40 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
no, but i have experienced men who seem to be packing quite a few bananas....or i think they're bananas??
2007-03-20 08:47:09 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes, but I also learned to put it in the FRONT pocket!
lol
2007-03-20 04:13:09 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes, we have no bananas, we have no bananas today!
2007-03-20 04:13:12 · answer #10 · answered by Pretending To Work 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋