This guy walks into a pub and half his head is a big orange. He says'I'll have a pint of lager, please.'And the barman says'Excuse me, I couldn't help noticing, but half your head appears to be a big orange.'And the boy goes'Yeah, had that for a while now.So the barman says'How did that come about, if you don't mind me asking?'And the boy says'I was in this old junk shop when I found a lamp and when I gave it a rub this genie appeared.He offered me the standard three wishes,and I said'For my first wish,I'd like every woman I ever meet to fall madly in love with me' So the genie waves his genie hands and suddenly theres women looking at me.Then the genie says'What will your second wish be?'I said'I'd like a wallet with 1million in it,and I can never lose it,it can't be destroyed,and every time I spend any of the money,it'll be replenished.' And the genie says'Your wish is granted.Now,what will your third wish be?'So I said'For my third wish, I'd like half my head to be a big orange'
2007-03-19
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