This guy walks into a pub and half his head is a big orange. He says'I'll have a pint of lager, please.'And the barman says'Excuse me, I couldn't help noticing, but half your head appears to be a big orange.'And the boy goes'Yeah, had that for a while now.So the barman says'How did that come about, if you don't mind me asking?'And the boy says'I was in this old junk shop when I found a lamp and when I gave it a rub this genie appeared.He offered me the standard three wishes,and I said'For my first wish,I'd like every woman I ever meet to fall madly in love with me' So the genie waves his genie hands and suddenly theres women looking at me.Then the genie says'What will your second wish be?'I said'I'd like a wallet with 1million in it,and I can never lose it,it can't be destroyed,and every time I spend any of the money,it'll be replenished.' And the genie says'Your wish is granted.Now,what will your third wish be?'So I said'For my third wish, I'd like half my head to be a big orange'
2007-03-19 19:05:12 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I GET IT!!!!!! The joke (punch-line) is that you don't get it! That's supposed to be the funny part right? Did I get it right??????
2007-03-19 20:36:10 · answer #1 · answered by ♥Tawnya♥ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The part where he wanted himself to look that way was quite funny, unless "half of his head is a big orange" means someone is smart, hot, charming, handsome...etc. Then the funny part is that the genie misunderstood him.
2007-03-20 02:10:23 · answer #2 · answered by angela_angie2nd 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think this joke is a laugh vampire, it sucks the laughs out of things. It's actually not funny at all and it has taken too much of your energy already, bin it quick!
2007-03-20 03:18:57 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL its funny because its just silly. Its not supposed to make sense which cracks me up!
2007-03-20 02:14:44 · answer #4 · answered by buffems 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think thats a 'no-joke' joke.. its long and dragged out to eventually reach an anticlimax.
2007-03-20 02:10:41 · answer #5 · answered by Claude 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
uh the kid got his wish? I don't know how to explain this to you without going insane hon.
2007-03-20 02:09:24 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yep very confusing & silly maybe they are talking about the head on his pe**s still silly though
2007-03-20 02:09:31 · answer #7 · answered by cowboys4lee 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm as confused as you? Makes no sense to me either.
2007-03-20 02:09:51 · answer #8 · answered by Julie A 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i dont really get it...You know where the orange fist in and all, but whatever works works
2007-03-20 02:09:29 · answer #9 · answered by Mrs.Gower 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
you are right it does not make sense especially the last part
2007-03-20 04:21:28 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋