A woman went to her doctor. The doctor, after an examination, sighed and said,
"I've some bad news. You have cancer, you'd best put your affairs in order. "
The woman was shocked, but managed to compose herself
and walk into the waiting room where her daughter had been waiting.
"Well daughter, we women celebrate when things are good, & we celebrate when things aren't. In this case, things aren't. I have cancer. Let's head to the club and have a martini."
After 3 or 4 martinis, the two were feeling a little less somber. There were some laughs and more martinis. They were eventually approached by some of the woman's old friends, who were curious as to what the two were celebrating.
The woman told her friends they were drinking to her impending end.
"I have been diagnosed with AIDS."
The friends gave the woman their condolences, and they had a couple of more martinis.
2007-03-08
06:19:15
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