A Wichita Lineman walked into a drug store and asked to
> > talk to a male pharmacist. The elderly woman he was talking
> > to said that she was the pharmacist and as she and her also
> > widowed elderly sister owned the store, there were no males
> > employed there. She then asked if she could help the gentleman.
> >
> > The Lineman said that it was something that he would be
> > much more comfortable discussing with a male pharmacist.
> >
> > The female pharmacist assured him that she was completely
> > professional and whatever it was that he needed to discuss, he
> > could be confident that she would treat him with the highest
> > level of professionalism.
> >
> > The old lineman agreed and began by saying, "This is tough
> > for me to discuss, but I have a permanent erection. It causes
> > me a lot of problems and severe embarrassment, and I was
> > wondering what you could give me for It.
> >
> > The pharmacist said, "Just a minute, I'll go talk to my sister.
> >
> > When she returned, she said, "We discussed it at length and
> > the absolute best we can do is, 1/3 ownership in the store, a
> > company car, and $3,000 a month plus living expenses!
>
>
2007-03-06
00:07:33
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