One day, a spaceship landed in a young married couple's backyard. The aliens came out of the ship and looked very human, so the couple invited them in for dinner.
The humans decided it would be very cool to switch partners for the night and have sex with an alien. The aliens agreed and they each took a bedroom.
The alien man and the human woman were getting started, when the man asked if she thought his member was big enough. She said, "Well it's a bit skinny."
He said, "okay then, twist my right ear." She did and it got bigger.
Then she said, "It's a bit short."
He said, "Twist my left ear." It got longer.
Later on, each couple reunited and the humans were talking privately. The woman asked the man how it was for him. He said, "It would have been a hell of a lot better if she didn't keep twisting my ears."
2007-03-04
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