One day, a spaceship landed in a young married couple's backyard. The aliens came out of the ship and looked very human, so the couple invited them in for dinner.
The humans decided it would be very cool to switch partners for the night and have sex with an alien. The aliens agreed and they each took a bedroom.
The alien man and the human woman were getting started, when the man asked if she thought his member was big enough. She said, "Well it's a bit skinny."
He said, "okay then, twist my right ear." She did and it got bigger.
Then she said, "It's a bit short."
He said, "Twist my left ear." It got longer.
Later on, each couple reunited and the humans were talking privately. The woman asked the man how it was for him. He said, "It would have been a hell of a lot better if she didn't keep twisting my ears."
2007-03-04 20:51:52 · 12 answers · asked by Jay A 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Good one Jay.!!!
10/10.!!!
Twist ha ha.!!!
2007-03-04 20:54:47 · answer #1 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Now that`s funny!
10/10 an` ur *
Tink x
2007-03-05 08:10:26 · answer #2 · answered by Tink 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
now i know why the wife is always playing with my ears 10/10
2007-03-05 03:44:26 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I laughed at it its one of those jokes with a twisted punch line.
2007-03-04 20:57:44 · answer #4 · answered by burning brightly 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hilarious not heard a joke that i found that funny for a while
most of them on this are a bit lame
2007-03-06 00:21:27 · answer #5 · answered by Pinki 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Twist and pull was very funny.
2007-03-05 01:47:19 · answer #6 · answered by Jo H 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I get it, its awesome, love da joke, im gonna copy and paste that and print it =)
2007-03-04 20:57:26 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
liked it jay, my ears will be ringing tonight..
2007-03-04 21:07:09 · answer #8 · answered by Rod Stewart 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-03-04 23:04:01 · answer #9 · answered by amp 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ITS OK! BETTER DONT LET YOUR GIRLFRIEND PULL YOUR EAR.
2007-03-04 20:58:26 · answer #10 · answered by ENIGMA VS MYTH 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋