Q: What is the definition of mixed emotions?
A: Watching your mother-in-law go off a cliff
in your new Mercedes.
A husband said to his wife, "No, I don't hate your relatives.
In fact, I like your mother-in-law better than I like mine."
If marriage were outlawed,
only outlaws would have in-laws.
mother: "Soooo . . .
You want to become my son-in-law."
Suitor: "No, but I don't see
any other way to marry your daughter."
Last year a Jewish gentleman, fresh out of gift ideas, bought his mother-in-law a large plot with a fancy granite headstone in an expensive cemetery.
On his mother-in-law's next birthday, he bought her nothing.
Naturally, she was quick to comment loud and long about his thoughtlessness.
The son-in-law replied, "Well, you haven't used the gift I gave you last year."
2007-02-28
20:41:30
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