Q: What is the definition of mixed emotions?
A: Watching your mother-in-law go off a cliff
in your new Mercedes.
A husband said to his wife, "No, I don't hate your relatives.
In fact, I like your mother-in-law better than I like mine."
If marriage were outlawed,
only outlaws would have in-laws.
mother: "Soooo . . .
You want to become my son-in-law."
Suitor: "No, but I don't see
any other way to marry your daughter."
Last year a Jewish gentleman, fresh out of gift ideas, bought his mother-in-law a large plot with a fancy granite headstone in an expensive cemetery.
On his mother-in-law's next birthday, he bought her nothing.
Naturally, she was quick to comment loud and long about his thoughtlessness.
The son-in-law replied, "Well, you haven't used the gift I gave you last year."
2007-02-28 20:41:30 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
i only work nights so have time to spare during the day
2007-02-28 20:46:11 · update #1
Excellent!!
That's more like the Chris I know an love!
10/10 an` ya *
Tink xx
2007-03-01 20:45:54 · answer #1 · answered by Tink 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Extremely funny!! Especially if you have horrible outlaws like I have!!
2007-02-28 21:12:53 · answer #2 · answered by HappyShopper 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
awesome jokes. Love the one about the gift in the cemetery.
2007-02-28 23:41:52 · answer #3 · answered by laney 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
some very funny others very cruel 10/10 though
2007-02-28 21:36:42 · answer #4 · answered by Because I Said So 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very good but really shouldn't you be doing some work or are you not in UK time zone?
Oh thats ok then but perhaps you should go to bed now?
2007-02-28 20:44:58 · answer #5 · answered by deepee 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Ye they funny
2007-02-28 21:21:14 · answer #6 · answered by northcarrlight 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
YOUR JOKES ARE ALWAYS FUNNY CHRIS..THANKS FOR THE LAUGHS..HOW ABOUT SOME ABOUT LAWYERS? THANKS..NOLAIANA
2007-02-28 21:17:12 · answer #7 · answered by monkey12 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
8/10
lt's nice that you're making people laugh. :)
2007-02-28 21:13:18 · answer #8 · answered by ? 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good. 9
: )
2007-02-28 20:46:06 · answer #9 · answered by Mommy To Be in April 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes those jokes were funny.
2007-02-28 23:18:00 · answer #10 · answered by Jo H 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋