A New York City bus stopped and two Italian men got on. They sat down and engaged an animated conversation. The woman behind ignored them at first, but then listened in horror as on of the men said:
"Emma come first. Den I come. Two asses, dey come together. I come again. Two asses, dey come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come once-a-more."
The woman did not want to hear any more of this. "you foul-mouthed swine," she raged. "In this country we don't talk about our sex lives in public."
The man looked puzzled. "Hey cool down lady. I'm just tellin' my friend how to spell "Mississippi".
2007-02-19
22:38:01
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