Farmer Giles gets a phone call from his farm hand.
"I've run over a pig and it's stuck under the tractor, still alive...."
"Shoot it", says the farmer, "and then bury him".
A little while later he gets another phone call.
"Done that, what should I do with his speed camera?!"
2007-02-19 22:39:39 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahaha!!! great!! 10/10!!! & a star!!
2007-02-20 00:29:52 · answer #1 · answered by anna 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What was a pig doing with a camera on speed?????? I tell you this drugs problem is getting worse. Next chickens will be an LSD well as most chickens have been proven as dislexic maybe they'll try somethign easier to spell. This is true about chicken's drugs and dislexia. Last week in a paper a chicken was discovered with 500 F tablets and a box of heron.
2007-02-19 23:05:20 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I assume a speed camera is the same thing as a radar gun.
2007-02-20 00:14:20 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Loki Good one.!!!
10/10.!!!
Pigs always in the way.!!!
ha ha
2007-02-20 00:33:36 · answer #4 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ewww lol
2016-05-23 22:13:31 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL thats funny!
2007-02-19 22:43:49 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like that one LOL
2007-02-19 22:43:48 · answer #7 · answered by chelle0980 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
heeeeeheeeeee
not tat funny but tat ws pj.....
2007-02-19 22:49:44 · answer #8 · answered by inspy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cool
2007-02-19 22:50:58 · answer #9 · answered by Jo H 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao
2007-02-19 22:43:36 · answer #10 · answered by gem 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋