A New York City bus stopped and two Italian men got on. They sat down and engaged an animated conversation. The woman behind ignored them at first, but then listened in horror as on of the men said:
"Emma come first. Den I come. Two asses, dey come together. I come again. Two asses, dey come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come once-a-more."
The woman did not want to hear any more of this. "you foul-mouthed swine," she raged. "In this country we don't talk about our sex lives in public."
The man looked puzzled. "Hey cool down lady. I'm just tellin' my friend how to spell "Mississippi".
2007-02-19 22:38:01 · 13 answers · asked by Baptized Disciple 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Yeah I've heard it before. I guess it's sort of funny.
2007-02-19 22:55:03 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Cute Hehe
2007-02-20 08:30:40 · answer #2 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just goes to show that you should never eavesdrop on a personal conversation. Signals get mixed and create all kinds of havoc!!!! Cute joke...10/10!!!
2007-02-20 08:40:10 · answer #3 · answered by Chipmunk 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that is a damn good one i had to reread it though i guess im a little slow and the only person on earth that hasnt heard it yet.
how about this
a man goes out on a date with this hot chick and he is really nervous because he has bad gas. so as there walking around the mall and stuff he lets out little farts pretty much cropdusting. he is reallly suprised that she hadnt noticed at all. then they go to dinner and he sits their the whole time not letting one rip at all untill he cant take it anymore and they leave the resteraunt as they are leaving he lets it rip and shits his pants, to his supprise she still didnt notice, while still trying to be cool with a load in his pants they walk on and he tells her that he saw a sweater that he really wanted, then goes into a store and grabs a sweater and a pair of pants. while he is paying he tells the cashier under his breath "i only want the pants" not understanding him she asksd him to repeat and he says it again, this time the winked and knoded at him and finished his transaction. he takes his bag and date who still doesnt notice he crapped himself and they board the train to go a play. he tells her he has to use the restroom and excuses himself once inside the bathroom he rips off his pants and underwear and tosses them out the window. now ready to get on with his date and put all of that behind himself he opens the bag to find a nice brand new sweater.
2007-02-20 07:19:32 · answer #4 · answered by nathan j 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
it's funny in a dry sorta way....keep em coming Lol
2007-02-20 07:17:55 · answer #5 · answered by sPuNkBuBbLe 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cute
2007-02-20 08:09:23 · answer #6 · answered by Shannon Leigh 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha
2007-02-20 08:17:38 · answer #7 · answered by sam 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha
2007-02-20 08:28:19 · answer #8 · answered by anna 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that is my FAVORITE. thanx 4 posting it
2007-02-20 08:01:52 · answer #9 · answered by Jazz Lover 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ur point is,dork?
put a lid on the stale jokes, would ya!
and where is the question - like this IS y-answers,ask one or dont
come at all?!
2007-02-20 06:57:38 · answer #10 · answered by alanna 3 · 0⤊ 4⤋