sounds daft but true
2007-02-19 22:38:56 · 5 answers · asked by kevin.grady 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
maybe you are standing in the garden?
2007-02-19 22:42:24 · answer #1 · answered by theearlof87 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah the things people say. A few I've heard.....
He's so camp, he shites tent pegs
Jaysus, she could breastfeed a creche
I wouldn't ride her if she had pedals
I'm so Hungry I'd ate the knickers of a nun through a hole in a convent wall
She’s had more up her than the Eiffel Tower
If there was work in the bed he'd sleep on the floor
I'm so hungry I'd ate the balls off a low-flying crow
I'm so Hungry I could have eaten a pigs **** through a tenis racket
I love how people phrase things....
2007-02-19 23:00:14 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I overheard a woman at an airport talking about how her dog is scared of thunder and lightening but only when he is at home alone.
how the hell does she know that?!!
2007-02-19 22:43:48 · answer #3 · answered by pepe..1 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
a house empty of anyone but yourself .....derrrrr !
2007-02-19 22:43:39 · answer #4 · answered by sp4nna 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very true
2007-02-20 00:23:03 · answer #5 · answered by sam 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋