This man is at a local bar and has had a little to much to drink. He wonders to the bathrooms and while he is peeing he notices a small man is beside him doing his buisness also. Uncontrollably he looks down and notices that the man's **** is HUGH. He then says to the small man " How did your **** get so hugh?" The small man replies "See i am a leperchaun and that is what I asked for, I do grant wishes you see!" The man amazed said " Could you make my **** as big as yours?" The leperchaun shrugs and says " In order for that wish to take affect I need to put mine in your a s s." Very uneasy the drunk man agrees and thinks hey no one will know and I will be blessed with a hunk ****. So they go in the stall and the small man is on the toilet just getting it and the drunk man blurts out " I cant believe a leperchaun is F*cking me" And the small man blurts out " I cant believe you actually believes I was a leperchaun"
lol, funny?
2007-02-09
00:54:10
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