this joke?
Little Johnny comes home from school, finds his Mum and asks, "Hey Mum, what's vice?"
His mother was a little dumbfounded wondering why Johnny should ask such a thing but launches into this lengthy tirade about fallen women, drunken men, thieves, drug takers and more.
When she finishes she notices that he is standing there all google-eyed with his mouth wide open, so she asks, "Why did you need to know that?"
Little Johnny answers, "Coz they just made me the captain of it at school."
2007-02-07
23:33:24
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