My Dear Love,
Yesterday, I was passing by your rectangular house in trigonometric lane. There I saw u with your cute circular face, conical nose and spherical eyes, standing in your triangular garden. Before seeing u my heart was a null set, but when a vector of magnitude from your eyes at deviation of theta radians made a tangent to my heart, it differentiated.
My love for u is a quadratic equation with real roots, which only u can solve by making good binary relation with me. The cosine of my love for u extends to infinity. I promise that I should not resolve u into partial functions but if I do so, u can integrate me by applying the limits from zero to infinity.U are as essential to me as an element of a set. The geometry of my life revolves around your acute personality.
My love, if u do not meet me at parabola restaurant on date 10 at sunset, when the sun is making an angle of 160 degrees, my heart would be like a solved polynomial of degree 10.
With love: Pythagoras!!
2007-01-26
00:55:42
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