My Dear Love,
Yesterday, I was passing by your rectangular house in trigonometric lane. There I saw u with your cute circular face, conical nose and spherical eyes, standing in your triangular garden. Before seeing u my heart was a null set, but when a vector of magnitude from your eyes at deviation of theta radians made a tangent to my heart, it differentiated.
My love for u is a quadratic equation with real roots, which only u can solve by making good binary relation with me. The cosine of my love for u extends to infinity. I promise that I should not resolve u into partial functions but if I do so, u can integrate me by applying the limits from zero to infinity.U are as essential to me as an element of a set. The geometry of my life revolves around your acute personality.
My love, if u do not meet me at parabola restaurant on date 10 at sunset, when the sun is making an angle of 160 degrees, my heart would be like a solved polynomial of degree 10.
With love: Pythagoras!!
2007-01-26 00:55:42 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Wow, this sure sums it up!
2007-01-26 01:04:47 · answer #1 · answered by sugarscamp 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That sums up true love. I can now look at those mathmatically inclined at a whole new angle! God, suddenly a parallogram seems romatntic!
2007-01-26 10:11:27 · answer #2 · answered by peskylisa 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'll bet 10-1 he's a virgin
2007-01-26 09:20:09 · answer #3 · answered by Cannibal 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
it should be signed, With love, A Big Fat Zero!
2007-01-26 16:22:08 · answer #4 · answered by wasn't going 2 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
SO YOU ARE SEARCHING FOR LOVE LETTERS AS VALENTINES IS APPROACHING
THAT ONE WAS REALLY GOOD
2007-01-27 01:39:20 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i'll take that bet
2007-01-26 09:40:22 · answer #6 · answered by Rae 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I miss dis one I saw dis on a site but I forgot wut is the site... thx for dis....
2007-01-26 09:03:31 · answer #7 · answered by POWERBS 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋