A man who lived in a block of apartments thought it was raining and put his
> head out the window to check.
> As he did so, a glass eye fell into his hand.
> He looked up to see where it came from just in time to notice a young woman
> looking down. "Is this yours?" he asked.
> She said, "Yes, could you bring it up?" and the man agreed.
> On his arrival she was profuse in her thanks and offered the man a drink.
> Because she was very attractive, he agreed.
> Shortly afterward she said, "I'm about to have dinner--there's plenty. Would you
> like to join me?"
> He readily accepted her offer and both enjoyed a lovely meal.
> As the evening was drawing to a close the lady said, "I've had a marvelous
> evening. Would you like to stay the night?"
> The man hesitated then said, "Do you act like this with every man you meet?"
> "No," she replied. "Only those who catch my eye
2007-01-25
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