All categories - 23 January 2007

What's the difference between a woman with PMS and a pitbull?
Lipstick.

What's a wife?
An attachment you scrxw on the bed to get the housework done.

Why do women have txts?
So men will talk to them.

Why do women close their eyes during sxx?
They can't stand seeing a man have a good time.

What's six inches long and two inches wide and drives women wild?
Money.

What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?
You can unscrew a light bulb.

Why do women have periods?
They deserve them.

Why did God make man first?
He didn't want a woman looking over his shoulder.

If your wife keeps coming out of the kitchen to nag you, what have you done wrong?
Made her chain too long.

Why was the woman crossing the road?
Who cares! What's she doing out of the kitchen?

How many women does it take to change a light bulb?
None, they just sit there in the dark and bxtch.

2007-01-23 22:48:38 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

This includes rent/mortgage payment, electricity, phone, water, transportation, clothing, food, etc.

2007-01-23 22:48:32 · 1 answers · asked by Globetrotter 5 in Kolkatta

lovely

2007-01-23 22:48:27 · 5 answers · asked by souade s 1 in Friends

i`ve try to change it in the Edit...
but it`s not work out...
plz help me.

2007-01-23 22:48:19 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Homework Help

2007-01-23 22:48:16 · 5 answers · asked by vkak_hyd 1 in Investing

For some reason, yesterday, I developed upper back pain that hurts mostly in my ride side just underneath my shoulder and sometimes extends into my neck. It kept growing worse, I could barely sleep last night, and now it hurts to put a shirt over my head and turn my head to the right side... sometimes even yawning hurts. I don't know what caused this... I'm only 21 years old. The only thing I can think is that I sit at a computer often. Will this go away on its own? I have no health insurance. I just took 2 extra strength tylenol so I'm hoping that will dull some of the pain.

2007-01-23 22:48:05 · 7 answers · asked by Alicia 1 in Pain & Pain Management

What is this and can i remove it its in my add and remove programs i was just wondering if it would stuff my computer up if i got rid of it do i need it or not? thank you in advance

2007-01-23 22:48:03 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Computers

2007-01-23 22:47:56 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

BROTHER'S PLEASE THINK TWICE…….
If God(Allah) was to grant you 70 years
of your life…..
You would spend:
24 years sleeping
14 years working
8 years in amusement
6 years at the dinner table
5 years in transportation
4 years in conversation
3 years in education.
3 years in reading
3 years in watching TV
If you prayed 5 Times every day, you would be giving God(ALLAH) 5 months of your life.
Can't we give 5 months out of 70 years?
Let Us All Give God (ALLAH) a minimum of 5 months
of our lives! (try)
May God (ALLAH) Bless all of us………….

2007-01-23 22:47:50 · 5 answers · asked by ◄MuslimRiverحبيبي رسول الله► 5 in Religion & Spirituality

I never read the terms and conditions are when installing or signing up on a site, what about you?
Is it important for us to read the terms and conditions?

2007-01-23 22:47:49 · 13 answers · asked by Satrohraj 4 in Internet

Me and my mates want to go to Ladies day this year, are silver ring enclosure tickets any good or is it worth paying the extra to be in th Grandstand and Paddock Enclosure ???

2007-01-23 22:47:43 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Horse Racing

2007-01-23 22:47:41 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Parenting

2007-01-23 22:47:33 · 8 answers · asked by Shellena 1 in Words & Wordplay

and is there a good website available anywhere?

2007-01-23 22:47:32 · 10 answers · asked by jimcrock 1 in South Africa

Is Nigel Harman cute or what?????????????????????????????????????

2007-01-23 22:47:23 · 22 answers · asked by Chendo_dudette 1 in Celebrities

I had my last WIC appointment today, and the woman told me that I will not be getting anymore checks for formula after April. My son will be a year old by then, but I obviously need to start weening him off the bottle real soon! The only table foods I've given him so far are grahm crackers, pasta, mac-n-cheese...and that's about it (except for the foods I let him try and he did not like). And is it normal for him to only have his two bottom teeth at 10 months old? I thought he'd have at least 4 by now.

2007-01-23 22:47:19 · 8 answers · asked by megan_macks 1 in Newborn & Baby

2007-01-23 22:47:12 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in South Africa

shes so fine if he did hes okay in my book of shadows but lucifer might have made her to make me randy baby or zenu could have made her for my pleasure beton or theaton

2007-01-23 22:47:11 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

100 programmers are lined up in a row by an assassin. the assassin puts red and blue hats on them. they can't see their own hats, but they can see the hats of the people in front of them. the assassin starts in the back and says "what color is your hat?" the fogcreek programmer can only answer "red" or "blue." the programmer is killed if he gives the wrong answer; then the assassin moves on to the next programmer. the programmers in front get to hear the answers of the programmers behind them, but not whether they live or die. they can consult and agree on a strategy before being lined up, but after being lined up and having the hats put on, they can't communicate in any way other than those already specified.

2007-01-23 22:47:09 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Alternative

2007-01-23 22:47:08 · 11 answers · asked by Bella 2 in Diet & Fitness

2007-01-23 22:47:08 · 3 answers · asked by zeshah 1 in Chemistry

Do I have the legal right to contest my foster Mothers will?
I have been raised by a foster family since age three...I now care for the foster mother and live with her to that end...She has one other child by birth....I am considered a member of the family by all including family friends and church members.

At the time of mother's death, her real son will be named executor of her estate...He is said to inherit the whole of the estate, and if he does not survive to inherit, his wife receives one third and the rest is to be equally divided amongst her grand children.

I would like to know, since I was never legally adopted, but I was raised by them, do I have a right, or even stand a chance, at contesting the will?

I know what the will says and according to it I was not named as a Son or even a child...Rather I was named as a friend, and in the event of my brothers death before Mother should go, I would only receive a share with the three grand children.

Do I have grounds as a foster Son to contest?

2007-01-23 22:47:07 · 7 answers · asked by ddemotte2002 1 in Law & Ethics

I want to install more RAM in my computer which currently has 256mb DDR and has a 2.8Ghz processor. I was thinking of taking RAM from my old PC and installing it my current one.

I know how to fit it and do all the hands on stuff but after you have fitted the RAM does anything have to be done to configure it?

Or does the computer automatically start using it?

2007-01-23 22:47:02 · 5 answers · asked by Top Notch 3 in Other - Hardware

2007-01-23 22:46:58 · 2 answers · asked by Mooseguy 2 in Other - Dining Out

2007-01-23 22:46:56 · 4 answers · asked by worthy 1 in Psychology

2007-01-23 22:46:46 · 16 answers · asked by hazeleyedheidi 1 in Mathematics

2007-01-23 22:46:40 · 3 answers · asked by Yoyo 1 in Other - Cars & Transportation

new

2007-01-23 22:46:38 · 9 answers · asked by badrishkk 1 in Other - United States

2007-01-23 22:46:30 · 2 answers · asked by hp 1 in Mathematics

2007-01-23 22:46:29 · 7 answers · asked by danny_allen_07 1 in Volkswagen