What's the difference between a woman with PMS and a pitbull?
Lipstick.
What's a wife?
An attachment you scrxw on the bed to get the housework done.
Why do women have txts?
So men will talk to them.
Why do women close their eyes during sxx?
They can't stand seeing a man have a good time.
What's six inches long and two inches wide and drives women wild?
Money.
What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?
You can unscrew a light bulb.
Why do women have periods?
They deserve them.
Why did God make man first?
He didn't want a woman looking over his shoulder.
If your wife keeps coming out of the kitchen to nag you, what have you done wrong?
Made her chain too long.
Why was the woman crossing the road?
Who cares! What's she doing out of the kitchen?
How many women does it take to change a light bulb?
None, they just sit there in the dark and bxtch.
2007-01-23 22:48:38 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
OK LAST TWO . What's the difference between your wife and your job?
After 5 years your job will still sxck.
Why can't you trust woman?
How can you trust something that blxeds for five days and doesn't die.
2007-01-23 22:50:38 · update #1
sorry girl's only joking you are all lovely really soory mmhmm and harriii no offence meant
2007-01-23 23:00:58 · update #2
deer deer what can i say ,no they were funny lol 10/10
2007-01-24 04:39:51 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
:O omg!!! those are all very offensive to women!
here right back at ya
Why was Moses wandering through the desert for 40 years?
Because men refuse to ask for directions!
Q. What's the fastest way to a man's heart?
A. Through his chest with a sharp knife
Single women complain that all good men are married, while allmarried women complain about their lousy husbands. This confirms that there isno such thing as a good man
Why are men like blenders?
You need one, but you're not quite sure why
What is the worst part of a man's body?
His penis because it has a head with no brains, hangs out with two nuts and lives around the corner from an asshole
Q-When is a man as smart as a woman
A-When he is plugged in to one.
Q- How come men never sink in water?
A- Sh.it floats
want more the link is lower down!
2007-01-24 06:56:09 · answer #2 · answered by harriii 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Some of the jokes are good, don't worry about the ppl saying you are sexist they haven't realized yet that trey are in the jokes section. I have been called a lot of things for telling a joke that referred to women, gay, blondes, priests.....etc GOOD PEOPLE, SOME JOKES ARE MENT TO BE OFFENSIVE.
2007-01-24 08:42:47 · answer #3 · answered by c_o_e_u_s 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
your gonna stir up a hornet nest chris 10/10
2007-01-24 07:05:47 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol! heres one why did god give women such small feet? so they could get nearer to the sink and cooker!! not as good as yours but not bad
2007-01-24 06:52:59 · answer #5 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's sexist and mean. Not too funny. 7/10.
2007-01-24 07:44:04 · answer #6 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
How many months ago u got married?
2007-01-24 06:59:12 · answer #7 · answered by jaguar 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ouch you should try to be a woman! We go through SO much more than you do, and it's not our fault so I suggest you shut your face.
2007-01-24 06:55:09 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
nasty jokes for the females but good ones for the blokes
2007-01-24 06:55:38 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Even though funny, some were in bad taste.........thanks for some laugh....lol
2007-01-24 06:58:52 · answer #10 · answered by Electric 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋