All categories - 22 January 2007

Only to find a nun waiting outside. "Good evening Sister" He said, to which the nun replied "Good evening Sir, and what do you think you're doing going into a house of ill repute?" The man replied "Oh come on Sister, I've been working hard all day, I've only come for a couple of pints, and I'll go back home to my family so". The nun turned up her nose in disgust and lectured him on the evils of drink, to which the man replied "Sister, have you ever taken a drink yourself?" "Never" she replied, "Well then" said the man "How can you preach to me about it, when you've never experienced it yourself? I'll tell you what, let me go inside and buy you a small drink, and you can see for yourself" "Okay" said the nun, "But get the landlord to put it in a normal cup so no-one knows I'm taking a drink" "Will do" said the man, and he went in to ask for a pint and a small sherry, but could the landlord put the sherry in a normal cup."Jesus, is that bloody nun outside again?" Said the landlord.

2007-01-22 20:29:52 · 6 answers · asked by florrie f 3 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-01-22 20:29:51 · 8 answers · asked by royboy55 2 in Internet

2007-01-22 20:29:29 · 17 answers · asked by Hellspawn 3 in Polls & Surveys

let me know volvo bus fares of any other travels for the same route

2007-01-22 20:29:13 · 1 answers · asked by swati k 1 in Volvo

It was one of my favourite books as a child. I notice my mum hasn't kept it and also that it is quite difficult (and pricey) to obtain.

2007-01-22 20:29:02 · 12 answers · asked by judy b 2 in Books & Authors

my favorite is objects in space

2007-01-22 20:28:57 · 4 answers · asked by domicorb3000 2 in Television

2007-01-22 20:28:04 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Credit

Yeah I am 14 and trying to learn college algebra and I have books on it but I need help on how I can pace myself and take this all in without overworking myself I would really likes some pointers Thanks.

2007-01-22 20:27:54 · 2 answers · asked by killrdj 1 in Homework Help

dryan a dams is caming to malta in june 28
if you waht to came to malta came on the 28 of june 2007 came here to see him

2007-01-22 20:27:43 · 3 answers · asked by malta marilou 2 in Other - Destinations

I HAVE TO MAKE THIS INVITATION CARD FOR TEACHERS & STUDENT OF 12TH CLASS INVITING THEM FOR A FAREWELL OF 12THIES.SO PLZ SEND ME SOME IMAGES FOR MAKING A CARD OR ANY WEBSITE . I TRIED SOME SEARCH ENGINES BUT NOTHING COULD WORK. SO IN CASE YOU ARE NOT ABLE TO SEND IT AS ANSWER PLZ SEND IMAGE ON MY ID THAT IS; sweet13_khyati@yaho.com( ID IS IN SMALL LETTERS)

2007-01-22 20:27:27 · 1 answers · asked by KHYATI 1 in Drawing & Illustration

What are the Pros and Cons of being allowed to bare arms.
And don't say " Long sleeves are better" or something stupid like that.

2007-01-22 20:27:03 · 35 answers · asked by Anonymous in Law Enforcement & Police

I HAVE TO MAKE THIS INVITATION CARD FOR TEACHERS & STUDENT OF 12TH CLASS INVITING THEM FOR A FAREWELL OF 12THIES.SO PLZ SEND ME SOME IMAGES FOR MAKING A CARD OR ANY WEBSITE . I TRIED SOME SEARCH ENGINES BUT NOTHING COULD WORK. SO IN CASE YOU ARE NOT ABLE TO SEND IT AS ANSWER PLZ SEND IMAGE ON MY ID THAT IS; sweet13_khyati@yaho.com( ID IS IN SMALL LETTERS)

2007-01-22 20:26:58 · 1 answers · asked by KHYATI 1 in Internet

Like 4 sure it has to do with golf. Gentlemen Only,
Ladies Forbidden. Seein' as I'm a lady, how's that saying work when I'm saying it? Doesn't ! Does it?? So what 'cause I'm lady I ain't up to parr?? eh? Well, so what?! Who cares?

2007-01-22 20:26:57 · 7 answers · asked by fe2bsho 3 in Words & Wordplay

The present chief justice Shri K.G.Balakrishnan got the highest post of Chief Justice as per his Lordships seniority and merit in the judicial service yet the word "dalit"has been added by medias to highlight his community. He was not elevated to the post under any reservation. It is hightime to stop pinpoint any such category while taking over such a ceremonial and highest post in the country. What action govt.has taken against the media for the usage of "Dalit" before the present Chief Justice of India? Was it mandatory to mention that word before the honourable Judge who acquired the status by his hard honest work, seniority and merit ?

2007-01-22 20:26:54 · 3 answers · asked by VP K 3 in History

Is it possible to be aware of slipping into an eating disorder? I've known friends with eating disorders and they've all claimed that they didn't realise they had a problem or were convinced they were to fat/thin etc.

But is it possible to conciously realise your'restarting to have a problem but are unable to stop yourself?

2007-01-22 20:26:40 · 19 answers · asked by ★♥ KillerBea ♥★ 4 in Other - Health

Death, Hell/ Heaven, Nothing, Just the end, Soul hovering earth...

2007-01-22 20:26:40 · 10 answers · asked by Romeo B 1 in Earth Sciences & Geology

2007-01-22 20:26:38 · 6 answers · asked by timothy j 1 in Beer, Wine & Spirits

2007-01-22 20:26:30 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Gambling

2007-01-22 20:26:28 · 4 answers · asked by markusfarkus33 3 in Pain & Pain Management

2007-01-22 20:26:28 · 9 answers · asked by Iwant2playagame... 1 in Other - Society & Culture

2007-01-22 20:26:09 · 26 answers · asked by †ђ!ηK †αηK² 6 in Polls & Surveys

Im trying to connect back bathroom heater with two wires. One is white, the other is green coming in from conduct. I believe white w/ white and green w/ black?

2007-01-22 20:25:47 · 3 answers · asked by alsdrywall1 1 in Maintenance & Repairs

Well, I am 20 years old and pregnant for the first time. I had only met the guy once before and we hit it off very well, we talked and exchanged numbers nothing happened with it. Then we both met again at a party we both attended in december, i drank a little to much then i ended up leaving with him and we had sex. The next morning was really odd, he said that he would talk to me and give me a call later on that afternoon. I hadn't heard from him in almost a month when he called me drunk to hang out, i didn't go over there or anything because i didn't want to be just a random hook up. NOw i don't talk to him and am pregnant but need to tel him but not sure how. DOes anyone have any suggestions?

2007-01-22 20:25:44 · 11 answers · asked by num1cutie4u 1 in Pregnancy

I have got problems with my family . I have got 4 sisters and 1 brothers they are all bad and I feel that no one loves me When they go somewhere they don't take me with them I am the youngest one and my mum don't let me go out with my friends so all the time I set in my house alone doing nothing and I am bored all the time .
Also the talk to me with rude impolite words
I am feeling so bad about my life And I feel sometimes that I wanna kill my self

2007-01-22 20:25:29 · 25 answers · asked by Cinderella 1 in Family

im looking for the older type initial ring in silver. the longer ones that that wrap around your finger an about 2" long or so with three initials. my fiance wants one for valentines day, i know you ladies know where to get them. i have searched all over so i decided to ask you guys to help solve my little problem

2007-01-22 20:25:27 · 3 answers · asked by 84_4X4 2 in Fashion & Accessories

2007-01-22 20:25:26 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Psychology

love juice is a great moisturizer

2007-01-22 20:25:17 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I am increasingly irritated, or worse by people cycling where I am walking. Some seem to go at speeds which, should they suddenly encounter a pedestrian in their path would surely mean that they would not have time to stop. If they hit the pedestrian then I'd expect that person to be injured - and the cyclist might be too (I'm more concerned about the pedestrian!). Is there legislation to prevent cycling on pavements and similar - which is thus overtly being ignored?

2007-01-22 20:25:16 · 10 answers · asked by big pup in a small bath 4 in Other - Society & Culture