A man walks up to his local pub...?

Question

Only to find a nun waiting outside. "Good evening Sister" He said, to which the nun replied "Good evening Sir, and what do you think you're doing going into a house of ill repute?" The man replied "Oh come on Sister, I've been working hard all day, I've only come for a couple of pints, and I'll go back home to my family so". The nun turned up her nose in disgust and lectured him on the evils of drink, to which the man replied "Sister, have you ever taken a drink yourself?" "Never" she replied, "Well then" said the man "How can you preach to me about it, when you've never experienced it yourself? I'll tell you what, let me go inside and buy you a small drink, and you can see for yourself" "Okay" said the nun, "But get the landlord to put it in a normal cup so no-one knows I'm taking a drink" "Will do" said the man, and he went in to ask for a pint and a small sherry, but could the landlord put the sherry in a normal cup."Jesus, is that bloody nun outside again?" Said the landlord.

=42, that was funny, cheers for that.

Answer 1

Loved it. Please keep it on here long enough for me to sober up & figure out how to print it out. (Computer's not recognizing printer)

Answer 2

A bloke walks into a pub one winter night and sees a dog talking to a man. The bloke said " That's a clever dog". The man said "that's nothing. It's a blacksmith by trade. The bloke said " I can't believe that, can you prove it?" "Yes" said the man, "get that red hot poker out of the fire, stick it up his ****, and watch him make a bolt for that door".

Answer 3

An Irisman, an Englishman and an American walk into a bar and the barman goes......... " What is this, a joke ? "

Answer 4

i'd give it a 8/10

Answer 5

cool

Answer 6

that's great
thanks
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lol