A man is driving home one night, and see a sign saying "Get a b***j** while having your favorite tune whistled to you" So he pulls over, and goes in.
When he goes to the room, the light is switched off, and a seductive voice asks him what tune he would like. He replies "Neighbours". He has a great b***j**, and the tune is whistled perfectly.
The next night, he goes in, and the woman asks which tune he would like, so he replies Eastenders. Again, he has a great b***j**, and the tune is perfect.
The next night, he takes a torch, as he would like to know the womans secret. The woman asks him what tune, he says "Coronation Street" and off they go. Halfway through, he switches on the torch, and notices a glass eye rolling in the corner...
2007-01-21
02:43:12
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