A man is driving home one night, and see a sign saying "Get a b***j** while having your favorite tune whistled to you" So he pulls over, and goes in.
When he goes to the room, the light is switched off, and a seductive voice asks him what tune he would like. He replies "Neighbours". He has a great b***j**, and the tune is whistled perfectly.
The next night, he goes in, and the woman asks which tune he would like, so he replies Eastenders. Again, he has a great b***j**, and the tune is perfect.
The next night, he takes a torch, as he would like to know the womans secret. The woman asks him what tune, he says "Coronation Street" and off they go. Halfway through, he switches on the torch, and notices a glass eye rolling in the corner...
2007-01-21 02:43:12 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
haha...kinda gross but pretty funny..i give it an 8.
2007-01-21 02:47:27 · answer #1 · answered by krmzjt21 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
7
2007-01-21 05:20:15 · answer #2 · answered by Cathy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
8
2007-01-21 02:46:02 · answer #3 · answered by CLARABELLE 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha! That was gross and repulsive, I almost vomited, what kind of a joke was this? Anyhow, I'll rate with a 10! :)
2007-01-21 02:53:48 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ah man,jus got a nasty vision of that in my head now but gotta be said its pretty darn funny..give that an 8
2007-01-21 02:47:24 · answer #5 · answered by delboy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
AAAARRRGGgggkkkkkkkkk!!!! but a 10
2007-01-21 03:24:09 · answer #6 · answered by tornjeansandguitar 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
10!! i liked that one
2007-01-21 02:51:55 · answer #7 · answered by pssssh please 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ahhhhhhhhhhh....she was keeping an eye out for him....wasnt she? I GOT IT!!!!!!!!
( that gave me a headache....so just a FIVE)
2007-01-21 04:00:31 · answer #8 · answered by Emily 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My friend is missing an eye... I'mma gonna have to ask him if he can whistle. ;-)
2007-01-21 04:23:35 · answer #9 · answered by Nunya M 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha haha ha ha that was good!
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2007-01-21 04:13:03 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋