It's 3:00 AM at a gambling casino. There are two guys waiting at the dice table for additional competition. A very attractive lady comes in and wants to bet $20,000 on a single roll of the dice. The other two agree.
She says,
"I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm not wearing underwear."
With that she strips naked from the waste down. She then rolls the dice while yelling, "Momma needs a new pair of pants! YES! I WIN!"
With that she picks up her money & clothes and quickly leaves.
The other two just stare at each other dumbfounded. Finally, one of them asks,
"What did she roll anyway?"
The other guy answers,
"I don't know. I thought you were watching the dice!"
2007-01-21
20:53:33
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