A couple are at their wedding party when the groom meets with the orthodox rabbi.
The man asks, "Is it true that our men and women aren’t allowed to dance together?"
"Yes," says the rabbi, "For modesty reasons, our men and women dance separately. Men with the men & women with the women"
"So I can't dance with my own wife?"
"No."
"Well, okay," says the man, "But what about sex?"
"Fine," says the rabbi. "A mitzvah within the marriage!"
"What about different positions?" the man asks.
"No problem," says the rabbi.
"Woman on top?" the man asks.
"Why not?" replies the rabbi.
"How about doggie-style?"
"Of course!"
"Well, what about standing up?"
"NO!" says the rabbi....
"Why Not???" asks the man.
"Could lead to dancing!"
2007-01-21
21:02:44
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