so charlie was visiting an old friend,joe out of the country.
About awhile later, he soon
began to realize that it was getting late and
that he should be on his way home. But come
to find that his car won't start,with the
nearest gas station is about a mile away and
it being too late to call a mechanic. they
offered charlie to spend the night. Charlie
had no choice but to consider. Charlie
feeling displaced, he wondered where he would
sleep since his friend hadn't any furniture,
not even a sofa. the only funiture worth
sleeping on was their bed. so they all slept
together: charlie, joe and his wife. charlie,
having a hard time sleeping, he felt a tap
on his shoulder. it was joe's wife, peeking
over joe while he slept and asked "wanna scrxw?"
charlie surprised replied "but joe's right here,
he'll be pxssed if he wakes up!". "don't worry
about joe, he sleeps like a log, you can pull
of piece out of his axs and he still woundn't
budge." she answered back.
2007-01-19
03:14:18
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