so charlie was visiting an old friend,joe out of the country.
About awhile later, he soon
began to realize that it was getting late and
that he should be on his way home. But come
to find that his car won't start,with the
nearest gas station is about a mile away and
it being too late to call a mechanic. they
offered charlie to spend the night. Charlie
had no choice but to consider. Charlie
feeling displaced, he wondered where he would
sleep since his friend hadn't any furniture,
not even a sofa. the only funiture worth
sleeping on was their bed. so they all slept
together: charlie, joe and his wife. charlie,
having a hard time sleeping, he felt a tap
on his shoulder. it was joe's wife, peeking
over joe while he slept and asked "wanna scrxw?"
charlie surprised replied "but joe's right here,
he'll be pxssed if he wakes up!". "don't worry
about joe, he sleeps like a log, you can pull
of piece out of his axs and he still woundn't
budge." she answered back.
2007-01-19 03:14:18 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
budge." she answered back. And that's just
what charlie did. so he climbed over joe and
began to screw his wife. and this went on the
whole night. and each time they began to screw
charlie would pull a piece of hair out of his
***. finally when it was about he eighth time
they've been screwing joe finally wakes up and
says "look here,charlie. I don't mind u screwing
my wife. but for pete's sake would you stop
using my *** as a ******* scoreboard!"
2007-01-19 03:16:35 · update #1
you deserve a star for that one chris good laugh 10/10
2007-01-19 03:32:04 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
If it wasn't for Kobe and Pau the Lakers might've lost this interest, they have been the only gamers waiting to attain. egocentric team? Lakers had 20 assists to OKC's 13. Kobe confirmed a spark this interest, he performed with intensity and interior the 2d a million/2 he shot 50%. i'm hoping you already know the interest adequate to understand which you would be able to no longer seem on the field score and spot the entire interest's tale. Kobe became looking solid, nah, he looked super interior the 2d a million/2. Pau additionally had an extremely solid interest. that's a shame no person else ought to do something on offense. Bynum have been given some solid positioned backs yet he needs to be a rigidity interior the submit. maximum encouraging approximately this interest, the Lakers are enjoying super protection. in the event that they convey on, they are continuously going to be interior the interest, and while it particularly is close you already know what Kobe can do, he confirmed it this night, he's done it for the period of his total occupation. with the objective to answer your BQ, if those 2 gamers are Kobe and Pau, i might say yeah. consume your coronary heart out hater.
2016-12-12 15:15:21 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
what a cracker pmsl 10/10
2007-01-19 08:23:10 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sounds like a hairbrained way of scoring ! haha
2007-01-19 04:18:10 · answer #4 · answered by Scotty 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
long joke, but a funny joke!
2007-01-19 03:25:29 · answer #5 · answered by Klick 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yep, its a good one
2007-01-19 03:39:51 · answer #6 · answered by patti 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
It got me smiling- can't you tell?
2007-01-19 05:38:50 · answer #7 · answered by P!ss Ant 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hmm
2007-01-19 04:17:30 · answer #8 · answered by deepee 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
If I had to describe that joke in one word it would be......
chunky
2007-01-19 03:19:22 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Sick but funny!
2007-01-19 03:18:09 · answer #10 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋