All categories - 18 January 2007

Sending a weekly dose of good vibes to all you people out there........yes even those of you that are miserable. I hope it cheers you up!!!
Hold on.........her'es a few hugs too.hug, hug, hughug, hug, hug

2007-01-18 21:24:07 · 31 answers · asked by crazeeladee no more 5 in Other - Family & Relationships

Bad Parrot

Mary received a parrot as a gift. The parrot was fully grown with a very bad attitude and worse vocabulary. Every other word was a curse: those that weren't curses were to say the least, rude.

Mary tried to change the bird's attitude by constantly saying polite things. Words and playing soft music...anything she could think of. Nothing worked.

She yelled at the bird and the bird got worse. She shook the bird and the bird got madder and more rude. Finally in a moment of desperation, Mary put the parrot in the freezer to get a minute of peace.

For a few moments she heard the bird swearing, squawking kicking and screaming and then, suddenly there was absolute quiet. Mary was frightened that she might have actually hurt the bird and quickly opened the freezer door. The parrot calmly stepped out onto Mary's extended arm and said:

"I'm very sorry that I offended you with my language and my actions and I ask your forgiveness. I will endeavor to correct my behavior and I am sure it will never happen again."

Mary was astounded at the changes in the bird's attitude and was about to ask what had changed him, when the parrot continued, "May I ask what the chicken did?"

2007-01-18 21:24:06 · 13 answers · asked by Eye of the Beholder 4 in Jokes & Riddles

I never heard about "Doomsday Clock" up to now.

This concept refers to the Mankind auto-destruction probablity (for example, with an atomic catastrophe)

Doomsday Clock has being fluctuating through time. Sometimes it was 9 minutes to midnight, in other time it was 17 minutes.... now it is 5 minutes to midnight...

Is Doomsdat Clock like Microsoft Windows countdown clock (sometimes it left 3 minutes, the next minute it left 20 minutes, the nest minute it left 7 minutes...)?

2007-01-18 21:23:56 · 10 answers · asked by David Rguez 6 in Sociology

2007-01-18 21:23:49 · 33 answers · asked by DefenderOfTheMeek22 4 in Polls & Surveys

ill be going there in march for a week or two.

any good sushi restaurants or any in general? any nice museums? any unique places or things to see?

2007-01-18 21:23:47 · 9 answers · asked by sueet2b 4 in Philadelphia

2007-01-18 21:23:44 · 26 answers · asked by P.I. Stingray 6 in Movies

2007-01-18 21:23:30 · 6 answers · asked by David 6 in Music

Hey everyone,
I think i may be depressed... but i dont know... I just found out my partner is going up to the mines for 6 months i am mooping around always wanting to cry moody not letting him go out what is wrong with me???? it is really irritating... what can i do??? do u think i have depression???

2007-01-18 21:23:26 · 12 answers · asked by Nat M 1 in Mental Health

<<<<<<< a picture put up here

2007-01-18 21:23:03 · 3 answers · asked by ? 2 in Programming & Design

I have some cassette tape music, is it possible to to somehow copy these to a disc via the pc.

2007-01-18 21:22:59 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music & Music Players

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Click URL
Listen to my OWN songs in my movie
Plzz Give ur comments

2007-01-18 21:22:51 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Family & Relationships

destroying His temple and worshipping a man?

2007-01-18 21:22:44 · 11 answers · asked by Just Me 2 in Religion & Spirituality

2007-01-18 21:22:36 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

please note that i am referring to actresses over the age of 50. i am not referring to actresses age thirty to forty that is not old.

2007-01-18 21:22:33 · 10 answers · asked by empangeniguy 3 in Movies

in order to open all... your doors?

2007-01-18 21:22:20 · 21 answers · asked by ♫Pavic♫ 7 in Polls & Surveys

How do you like this one?

A lot of people can't understand how we came to have an oil shortage here in this country.
Well, there's a very simple answer.
Nobody bothered to check the oil. We just didn't know we were getting low.
The reason for that is purely geographical. Our oil is located in Bass Strait and off the coast of W.A..
Our dipsticks are located in Canberra.

2007-01-18 21:22:20 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Ive found a lump on my left side of my testicles, its not on the surface its inside just behind my left testicle and i really have to push into my skin to feel it

Ive read a few things about cowpers gland and im hoping thats what i can feel, it is that described like a pea, its roughly that size but i cannot feel one on my right hand side only the left

Im really worried, i cant go to the dr's im too ashamed can anyone put my mind at rest and tell me it is the cowpers gland

2007-01-18 21:22:08 · 8 answers · asked by BOB 1 in Men's Health

"Because the goverment said so " doesnt cut it

Im just wondering how the American people convinced themselves it was Osama.

2007-01-18 21:22:05 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Government

I have just started to learn how to build web sites, I am using just plain old html in note pad. I have managed to divided my page into 2 frames with a sidebar and my main section. The problem I have is when I follow the links on my main section from the index page the title bar does not change. Can anyone advise me what i'm missing, Thanks.

2007-01-18 21:21:57 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Programming & Design

I want to answer to GM who said I should learn to speak English.
Alright I skipped Get in my question. Errare Humanum Est.
That's Latin

2007-01-18 21:21:56 · 1 answers · asked by Miss Bo 2 in Music

Lately ive been getting really stressed out during the day at school and i really dont know why, I dont have anything to be stressedout about

2007-01-18 21:21:55 · 3 answers · asked by BORED GUY ASKING RANDOM ?"S 1 in Mental Health

2007-01-18 21:21:47 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, and Transgender

2007-01-18 21:21:30 · 4 answers · asked by lolly 1 in Other - United States

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2007-01-18 21:21:25 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Pregnancy & Parenting

Pig Breeding

A farmer buys several pigs, hoping to breed them for ham, bacon, etc.... After several weeks, he notices that none of the pigs are getting pregnant and calls a vet for help.

The vet tells the farmer that he should try artificial insemination. The farmer doesn't have the slightest idea what this means but, not wanting to display his ignorance, he only asks the vet how he will know when the pigs are pregnant. The vet tells him that they will stop standing around and will instead, lay down & wallow in the mud when they are pregnant. The farmer hangs up & gives this some thought. He comes to the conclusion that artificial insemination means that he has to impregnate the pigs.

So, he loads the pigs into his truck, drives them out into the woods, has sex with them all, brings them back & goes to bed. Next morning, he wakes & looks out at the pigs. Seeing that they are all still standing around, he concludes that the first try didn't take, and loads them in the truck again. He drives them out to the woods, bangs each pig twice for good measure, brings them back and goes to bed. Next morning, he wakes to find the pigs still just standing around. One more try, he tells himself, and proceeds to load them up & drives them out to the woods. He spends all day shagging the pigs and, upon returning home, falls listlessly into bed.

The next morning, he cannot even raise himself from the bed to look at the pigs. He asks his wife to look out and tell him if the pigs are laying in the mud.

'No,' she says, 'they're all in the truck and one of them is honking the horn.

2007-01-18 21:21:18 · 6 answers · asked by Eye of the Beholder 4 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-01-18 21:21:17 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Military

2007-01-18 21:21:13 · 3 answers · asked by lolly 1 in Other - United States

And are there any side effects!?

2007-01-18 21:21:07 · 21 answers · asked by Sherluck 6 in Polls & Surveys

End of June/beginning of July...where to stay...what to do...any suggestions or experiences?

2007-01-18 21:21:01 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Caribbean

I started work in the beginning of august and when i got my first paycheck i noticed that there were no taxes coming out i asked my boss and we filled out the tax papers and sent it again and we was told that it would start coming out but it might be in about two paychecks or so. well a few checks passed and still no taxes were coming out me boss and i filled it out again in november and they finally started taking taxes out in december.For all the checks that i got and didn't get taxes taken out will i have to pay taxes back to the IRS? by the way i found out it was payrolls fought the reason why i wasn't getting taxes taken out please help i need to hurry up and file taxes!!!!

2007-01-18 21:20:53 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in United States