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A lot of people can't understand how we came to have an oil shortage here in this country.
Well, there's a very simple answer.
Nobody bothered to check the oil. We just didn't know we were getting low.
The reason for that is purely geographical. Our oil is located in Bass Strait and off the coast of W.A..
Our dipsticks are located in Canberra.
2007-01-18 21:22:20 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL i love it! =)
2007-01-18 21:25:08 · answer #1 · answered by DeeDee 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That is a definate 10.
2007-01-18 21:35:58 · answer #2 · answered by kevin_4508 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-15 10:51:11 · answer #3 · answered by tegtmeier 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yup
2007-01-18 22:23:21 · answer #4 · answered by perthboy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
10/10 awesome!
2007-01-18 22:08:37 · answer #5 · answered by punk'n'pretty 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like that one
2007-01-18 21:31:16 · answer #6 · answered by Linda 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hehehehe very true and very funny
2007-01-18 21:26:25 · answer #7 · answered by Cato Says "Kalamaloo" 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ohhh boy o boy!
2007-01-18 21:30:27 · answer #8 · answered by djm749 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh ha ha.......very funny cobber, nice one.
2007-01-18 22:22:56 · answer #9 · answered by Richo Fev 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha so true.. :P
2007-01-18 21:35:39 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋