One day in line at the company cafeteria, Jack says to a buddy, "My elbow hurts like hell I reckon I better see a doctor". His buddy replies "Listen you don't have to spend that kind of money, there's a diagnostic computer down at Wal-mart, just take a urine sample and the computer will tell you what's wrong with you, and what to do about it, it takes 10 seconds, and costs 10 dollars." "A lot cheaper than a doctor." So Jack deposits a urine sample, and takes it to Wal-mart, he puts in 10 dollars, & the computer asks for the urine sample, he pours the sample in the slot an 10 seconds later the computer lights up, and ejects a printout: "You have tennis elbow, soak your arm in warm water, avoid heavy activity, it will improve in two weeks." That evening thinking how amazing this new technology was, Jack began wondering if the computer could be fooled. He mixed some tap water, a stool sample from his dog, urine samples from his wife, and daughter, and ma$turbated into the mixture.........
2007-01-17
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